Hullo /chat
How's it going? I'm having a tough week, I hope yours is better.

Anything exciting in the diary? We're spending the weekend in my sister's house weekend after next whilst she's away, just for a change of scenery. She lives in a v pretty little village, should be good even if the weather's gash.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:29, archived)

This is a half-decent bourbon for cheap
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00CAIZZMI/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_BQM9MMFQQM9CDEVFAGR3
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:36, archived)

I've bought that before but I can't recall a single thing about it, which isn't a ringing endorsement
It's not a damning indictment either though I suppose
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:39, archived)

It's nicer than you'd expect of a £19 bourbon
and better than Maker's Mark which is always £30ish.

There are very few spirits I'd pay more than £30 a bottle for (though gifts are always very welcome).

Lagavulin is one.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:43, archived)

XO Hennessy 4 lyf m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:48, archived)

I like the XD. It's infinitely preferable to the o_0 and the ^_^.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:58, archived)

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 11:52, archived)

winter.londonanimecon.com/
( mongychops, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 13:57, archived)

oh nice one, jr would love that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 14:15, archived)

The twins went to the Liverpool one last month
They haven't shut up about it since
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 15:06, archived)

good to hear, hopefully this one coincides with 'my' weekend or there's not a hope in hell I'll be allowed to swap

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 15:40, archived)

nah, just usual shizzle innit
I am rocking a pair of chinos, I feel like a bigger twat than usual.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:36, archived)

something about the sun or a fucking nebula or something
or the observable universe
(sticklebrlcks ❤️, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 14:34, archived)

chinos mate, fucken chinos

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Sep 2021, 14:47, archived)

I went to get a fry up but the cafe is full, might top myself:(

( mongychops, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:45, archived)

that's just not on

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:48, archived)

hullo Queef Richard's
this week's been pretty uneventful, really.

a friend of mine has been bombarding me on WhatsApp to say what a nice time she's having at her mum's holiday flat in Spain. It's making me want a holiday.
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:47, archived)

I would dearly love a week in Palermo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:49, archived)

I've never been there but it looks lovely

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:54, archived)

It is really cool in a knackered, kind of edgy way
Love it there
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 11:53, archived)

I've got a whole 2 days in Blackpool next month
Rock and fucking roll
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:51, archived)

Heh, I see what you did there

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:54, archived)

I'm inexplicably cheerful today
A friend has just dropped off half a dozen goose eggs, so I'm pondering what to do with them. Payday tomorrow, might make a frittata.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:50, archived)

goose

dog
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:55, archived)

If you leave them too long, they'll be honking!!!
Might post this on qotw.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 11:45, archived)

B&

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 11:51, archived)

good idea, that's what I'd do with them I think

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 11:55, archived)

Ay up. How's your boss doing?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Sep 2021, 10:57, archived)

still alive, being kept stable in a coma

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 Sep 2021, 11:54, archived)

qotw, you mean

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 2 Sep 2021, 12:45, archived)