dibs on the corpse

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:13, archived)

That's very insensitive.
Anyway, McBeef needs it for his 'Weekend at Bernie's" style plan to keep his job.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 11:56, archived)

Maybe based on a true story
www.mentalfloss.com/article/629690/john-barrymore-stolen-corpse-prank-legend
( mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 12:08, archived)

TIL

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 12:18, archived)

That’s so insensitive I may laugh.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2021, 14:00, archived)