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I hope all the slashtalk posters have an 'alright' weekend!
cheers
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 16:58, archived)
Cheers arse alright anal

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 17:40, archived)
I'm so fucking stressed, my work situation is doing my fucking nut in
So much I don't know, jesus


LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 17:42, archived)
Crack open a bottle of gin

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 17:50, archived)
Or vice-versa.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Sep 2021, 18:26, archived)
Open a crack with a gin bottle?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 18:35, archived)
Smoke crack from a gin bottle ?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 19:03, archived)
All crack smoked from a gin bottle tastes the same

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 20:32, archived)
like bugs under the skin?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 20:39, archived)
No thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 21:15, archived)
Anyone remember pasanonic? Gayshift legend gronkpan once told pasanonic he was going to fly from Aus to London to beat him up. pasanonic said he’s be there waiting at the airport.
He was totally serious, if we’d given him a flight number he would have stood there with his fists clenched for hours, maybe even days. That’s how rock hard he was.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 18:39, archived)
wow

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 18:46, archived)
Now he'd have to quarantine firtst
So a fortnight of screaming at a travelodge after the flight lands. Could be good
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 19:00, archived)
I met gronk, nice fella

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 19:47, archived)
Pantsseatflyer was great , and you mofs. The rest can get fucked, nazi nun bollox et al

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 19:50, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 20:32, archived)
I was on good termz with Pasa for a while
he gave me ftp access to a load of pirated films.
Then suddenly I couldn't get in and he blanked me on board πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
(piss and shit, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 20:59, archived)
Add pirates to films, show us the results

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 21:14, archived)
add pirates to penzance, show us the results

(piss and shit, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 22:11, archived)
pirates of men's pants, ahah lol rofoll

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 18 Sep 2021, 11:11, archived)
so I've heard

(piss and shit, Sat 18 Sep 2021, 11:47, archived)
cheers


cheers
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 18:58, archived)
Rob has 20 candles today

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 19:55, archived)
Cheers. I just had my COVID booster in my left arm and my flu jab in my right arm and then spent this evening playing Beat Saber for 2 hours.
It's safe to say my arms are now totally fucked.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝΙ₯Κ‡ sΚ‡I ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ǝʇɐΙ₯ l, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 22:44, archived)
PANTS and ASS

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 22:55, archived)
It's against my religion (Jainism) to click your posts but this one I did

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 18 Sep 2021, 7:07, archived)