alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 10:58, archived)

Y
Lovely weather again
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:18, archived)

stunning weather here, wish I had the day off so I could spend it getting progressively lairy in a pub beer garden before kicking off when the police show up to move me on.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:22, archived)

Exactly what I'm going to do

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:24, archived)

oh god, that just reminded me of one of the most painfully obvious QOTW lies
b3ta.com/questions/escapes/post833727
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:35, archived)

classic 'Monkey the Chicken'!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:41, archived)

Classic legless, defending a fictional (and pretty problematic) qotw fantasy

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:42, archived)

It fucking is an' all, looking at his 'best' lies
b3ta.com/search/posts/45132/best
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:07, archived)

the glory days of QOTW

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:14, archived)

all the people who genuinely think that really need to be lobotomised for their own good

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:17, archived)

fucking hell

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:40, archived)

The second one is especially believable, where the fictional woman is louder than the fictional car horn

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:56, archived)

It's quite brave to paint yourself as such an absolute fucking wanker in your own fantasies.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:15, archived)

the 'resident loon' approach to QOTW

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:18, archived)

stentorian tones

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:53, archived)

Motorola Startac
What a prick!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:56, archived)

stentor
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:00, archived)

He should watch Blackadder Goes Forth, it'll blow his mind.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 11:42, archived)

Fucking cringe

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:47, archived)

None of it happened, did it?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 12:57, archived)

No

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:24, archived)

Starting with the going down the pub, or having any mates

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 13:57, archived)

or the 'having a girlfriend'

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 14:19, archived)

Does something that obviously false even qualify as a lie? It's more like a performance piece.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:18, archived)

I think it qualifies as a lie when the sole purpose of the story is for the OP to get the upper hand against awful bullies

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Apr 2023, 15:20, archived)