Me and the boy have been for a walk to collect things to look at under a microscope.
We found mushrooms, tree bark, some insects and YOUR PENIS.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 17:53, archived)

You were supposed to post this in the last thread.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:02, archived)

pull out a hair and look at the root (if you're quick enough it will be moving)

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:17, archived)

Eat the mushrooms

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 18:39, archived)

Today I picked some mushrooms and fed them to my parents.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:40, archived)

I forgot you like to forage, what mushrooms were they?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:52, archived)

St George's mushrooms, Calocybe gambosa.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Apr 2023, 23:11, archived)

This is one of the mushrooms that recurs in the same location for many years, often in scattered groups but occasionally in fairy rings.
Now I'm wondering if yours were foraged from a fairy ring.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 4:34, archived)

I foraged a fairies' ring the other day
he was so grateful he made my wish come true
(piss and shit, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 8:48, archived)

Eat the penis

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 19:07, archived)

Eat the boy

( $$ ✅, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 19:15, archived)

Matt Go$$

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 19:26, archived)

Eat your bumhole

( broadsword, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 19:23, archived)

ive been looking for my penis for ages

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 19:29, archived)

Weirdest Phil Collins song ever.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:40, archived)

Might spend the rest of the day quoting Kramer, like some kind of Kramer-quoting cunt, even though the actor has been cancelled and is worse than Hitler

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 19:54, archived)

Oh come on Dustin isn't THAT bad

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 20:14, archived)

I'm Cosmo Kramer, the ASSMAN!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 20:46, archived)

Meryl THATCHER, I call xem!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 21:15, archived)

Well, people kept ringing the bell!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:40, archived)

He has a name you know.
My penis that is, not your boyfriend
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Apr 2023, 22:01, archived)