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Hola tit-ends, Queef Richard's off the internet here
How's your day shaping up? I've done a load of exercise and cleaning, spot of light lunch coming up, then a stroll to the shops, home via the pub for negronis and pizza. Got to pass the time waiting for Jesus to come back to life somehow innit
(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 12:47, archived)
I'm at a country park place with the nipper.

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 13:14, archived)
"I'm in an abandoned farmstead with a crab"

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:32, archived)
I never go anywhere without a crustacean

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:08, archived)
You can go: North

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 20:25, archived)
Alright Ye

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 21:51, archived)
they prefer 'japs' these days m8

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 19:17, archived)
Billies, you mean

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 19:49, archived)
Kawaii you gotta play that song so loud

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 19:50, archived)
Long run done, car cleaned, beers consumed later
Alright Ian etc
(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 13:41, archived)
If it's not too late, i'd like to advise against physical activity. It's needless in most cases.

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:31, archived)
I mean would it fucking kill you to have a sit down.

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:31, archived)
I’m sitting down as I type this.
Jamezzzz
(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:11, archived)
Brian Eno produced the album "Laid"

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:46, archived)
from his Æno ænus

(, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 16:31, archived)
Is there a '-pe' missing from 'negronis'?

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 13:49, archived)
I was going to ask what "ni" is short for, but I was concerned about possible Python quotes

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:28, archived)
a herring!

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:22, archived)
i've been to currys measuring up fridge freezers and dishwashers
it's all very exciting
(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:21, archived)
Too many Indians eh

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 17:02, archived)
I kept shouting 'Leave some appliances for the rest of us!'

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 18:58, archived)
Alright Mr Richards.
Went for a run this morning and my little lad cycled next to me. It was fun.

Then he played football with a load of massive spotty ginger kids.
(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 18:44, archived)
#bashstreetlife

(, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 18:59, archived)