Hola tit-ends, Queef Richard's off the internet here
How's your day shaping up? I've done a load of exercise and cleaning, spot of light lunch coming up, then a stroll to the shops, home via the pub for negronis and pizza. Got to pass the time waiting for Jesus to come back to life somehow innit
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 12:47, archived)

I'm at a country park place with the nipper.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 13:14, archived)

"I'm in an abandoned farmstead with a crab"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:32, archived)

I never go anywhere without a crustacean

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:08, archived)

You can go: North

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 20:25, archived)

Alright Ye

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 21:51, archived)

they prefer 'japs' these days m8

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 19:17, archived)

Billies, you mean

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 19:49, archived)

Kawaii you gotta play that song so loud

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 19:50, archived)

Long run done, car cleaned, beers consumed later
Alright Ian etc
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 13:41, archived)

If it's not too late, i'd like to advise against physical activity. It's needless in most cases.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:31, archived)

I mean would it fucking kill you to have a sit down.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:31, archived)

I’m sitting down as I type this.
Jamezzzz
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:11, archived)

Brian Eno produced the album "Laid"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:46, archived)

from his Æno ænus

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Apr 2023, 16:31, archived)

Is there a '-pe' missing from 'negronis'?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 8 Apr 2023, 13:49, archived)

I was going to ask what "ni" is short for, but I was concerned about possible Python quotes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 14:28, archived)

a herring!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:22, archived)

i've been to currys measuring up fridge freezers and dishwashers
it's all very exciting
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 15:21, archived)

Too many Indians eh

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 17:02, archived)

I kept shouting 'Leave some appliances for the rest of us!'

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 18:58, archived)

Alright Mr Richards.
Went for a run this morning and my little lad cycled next to me. It was fun.

Then he played football with a load of massive spotty ginger kids.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 18:44, archived)

#bashstreetlife

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Apr 2023, 18:59, archived)