I was home from collecting my dividends at 15:30 today
beat that!

Queef is not allowed to reply.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 17:46, archived)

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:02, archived)

You play Russian roulette this way.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:05, archived)

Keep this frequency clear.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:06, archived)

Alright Kenneth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:39, archived)

Alright Domm

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 19:46, archived)

+m

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 21:24, archived)

+you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 22:09, archived)

+, it's 10:10 PM!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 22:14, archived)

Stupid Cunt Speaking Clock, only 50p from the app store

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 22:16, archived)

“What time is it, you fucking stupid fucking clock”

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 22:35, archived)

yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:06, archived)

I'm beating it as I type this

( broadsword, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:28, archived)

my divid scrapings from tramps' bell
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:41, archived)

by dividends do you mean jobseeker's allowance?

( $$ ✅, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 19:31, archived)

Yes

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 20:23, archived)

Strikey divid
+ bell
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 19:38, archived)

+ biv + devoe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 20:02, archived)

You're an hour late, Mr President.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Apr 2023, 20:32, archived)

I was busy scheduling a mud wrestle with Biden
But not in a gay way
Nyet
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 21:12, archived)

Guntcheese

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 21:25, archived)