friday woo, friday teh quo, friday fucklift, friday that man with the funny face
/ac

Hey you bunch of knob's, what are you about this weekend? You can't say my bins. 6th wedding anniversary 2moz, going to Cafe Spice Namaste for dinner. Other than that, nowt planned.

Might titilate a tapir.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:11, archived)

Off to Liverpool tomorrow for some drinks but forgot it’s the Grand National
Given the occasion I’ll probably fuck a horse

Happy anniversary btw
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:18, archived)

Liverpool?
Fucking hell. Keep your wallet in an inside pocket mate.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:23, archived)

Checklist
Bad perm
Shellsuit
Firearm
Tenner of spice
You will ne sorted
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:28, archived)

you forgot over the top public displays of vicarious grief

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:30, archived)

City of self pity?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 11:33, archived)

Self-pity - sity
maybe yours will catch on
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:50, archived)

U2'szz

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:32, archived)

Let it ne, let it ne, let it ne, let it ne;
Whisper words of wisdom, let it ne...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:32, archived)

Ne boys, make some noise

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 15:07, archived)

chz m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:00, archived)

Taking eldest back to the posho school
Nice lunch on the way
Apart from that nowt
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:30, archived)

righto

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:01, archived)

Might gag and gangbang a greek goat
/ac
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 10:45, archived)

standard

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:00, archived)

I recon I'm going to try to get to grips with Apple Logic Audio
I've had a go with Cubase, Ableton Live and Presonus Studio and from the quick bit of a play I've had with Logic it really does seem happier to run on a Mac than any of the others. Workflow suits me too.

Got a rehearsal on Saturday in a shed. I like practising in a shed. Feels very middle aged.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 11:33, archived)

Shed talk!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 11:52, archived)

sounds alright

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:02, archived)

Oh, and raising a glass to McQ and Mrs McQ
of course.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:02, archived)

Strikey my ass

( broadsword, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:35, archived)

His ass?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:47, archived)

HIS ASS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:02, archived)

my ass saw this, MY ASS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)

STRIKEY MY ASS

i o
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:08, archived)

THIS IS LIFE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:16, archived)

of course

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:17, archived)

Midnight screening of Renfield tonight
The usual Sunday lunch with the parents, possibly drinking too much tomorrow. Happy anniversary!
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 11:35, archived)

thanks pal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:01, archived)

High queefs, quiet one for me, just a bit of llama licking y'know?
Oh and congrats and that yeah
( broadsword, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:36, archived)

Get fucked!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:48, archived)

Get fucked

( broadsword, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:55, archived)

thanks buddy, have a good one yeah?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:18, archived)

Viewing apartments
might do some cooking too
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:50, archived)

Meth?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:59, archived)

reductive amination ftw

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:05, archived)

remove keyfmares

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:55, archived)

keyfmares?!

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:59, archived)

keyfmares.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:07, archived)

animations have keyframes, aminations have keyfmares

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 21:07, archived)

a gif has frames that work

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 22:57, archived)

*something about tweening*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 23:48, archived)

Dibnah to your anniversary

( $$ ✅, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 12:56, archived)

it's pretty 'wooyay', ngl

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:19, archived)

Squee
alt: Nom
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:33, archived)

Tip-Top!
alt: meh
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:48, archived)

Pffft
alt: arf
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:02, archived)

South Norfolk Council is leaving nothing to chance, producing a rap video with the authority's managing director "spitting bars" and urging people to "ID like a boss".

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:08, archived)

How do you do, fellow proles?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:08, archived)

egad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:09, archived)

Not watching that but even the idea of it is "cringe AF", as today's children say, probably.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:17, archived)

Haha, I'll act like a cunt and then the message will go "viral" on the "tiktoks"!!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:20, archived)

When people in authority still had a shred of dignity, 'member?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:23, archived)

well you've not watched it, for all you know 'T-Dawg' is actually 'nice on the mic'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:46, archived)

I Put A Smell On You

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:10, archived)

Spells like children, and by that I mean badly

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:35, archived)

Congratulations on your anniversary, I don't mind typing the word namaste but I'm not comfortable saying it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 13:51, archived)

thank you, not something I say a lot either tbh
grub is spectacular there, it's well panowie

www.cafespice.co.uk/a-la-carte/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:00, archived)

Oh happy anniversary
I missed that bit \0/
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:13, archived)

much appreciated
at least 3 of the 6 years have been pretty fucking awful but we aren't sick of each other yet, it would appear
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:16, archived)

So she has not discovered your midget barnyard brownsport porn collection?
Lucky!
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 14:36, archived)

it's not luck m8, it's skill

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Apr 2023, 15:22, archived)