Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot
Busy Monday? Alt: busy Monday?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:00, archived)

Going to the dispensary today, I need to decide what to get and only have a few hours to decide, it's a lot of pressure

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:18, archived)

hold on, what did you call me?
I really don't need this today, I already told you I'm under a lot of pressure.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:19, archived)

not bad ta
no
alt: no
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:26, archived)

was that 8 small courses then?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:33, archived)

Some of those with eight courses, are the same that slash horses

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:52, archived)

Secret board: https://b3ta.com/venn/

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:53, archived)

Menn with Venn

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 15:58, archived)

all that overlapping is unhealthy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:16, archived)

I'm genuinely curious, I don't have the capacity to eat 8 courses of anything

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:21, archived)

maybe hundreds and thousands

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:24, archived)

Hundreds and thousands are great if you're really hungry and want to eat rice

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:31, archived)

Probably one of those pretentious restaurants where the portion sizes wouldn’t fill an ant

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:26, archived)

the idea is that you get to try a whole load of their different dishes in the order the chef thinks they should be eaten, rather than an exercise in pretention
when I go again, I know what I really enjoyed and will get full size portions
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:34, archived)

Remember when in supermarkets every week there would be some rep giving out tiny portions of the item they're trying to flog, damn you covid

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:36, archived)

I was being a bit facetious, tbh I’d like the sound of that

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:40, archived)

it was really fucking good
the peppered beef tikka is insane
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:41, archived)

pretty small, yes
was fucking stuffed by the end of it all, the last savoury course was entirely unnecessary, still ate it though obv
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:32, archived)

It ended with a savory dish?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:41, archived)

Secret board: cheese

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:43, archived)

a flight of fancy, a flight of cheese

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 20:35, archived)

no

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:43, archived)

ok i got it now, what was the dessert tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 20:32, archived)

Big mac

( mongychops, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 20:45, archived)

tiny little big mac

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 22:09, archived)

quarter quarter quarter quarter pounder

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 22:09, archived)

4 little things:
imgur.com/a/EMcHBaD
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 22:23, archived)

i want those

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 0:07, archived)

fuck why did i ask

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 0:07, archived)

Mashed sweet potato, 1960s school blancmange, lemon sorbet, no idea what that orange viennetta is

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 2:19, archived)

can't be mash, it's not roasted

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 4:28, archived)

Now I think it's mashed pumpkin

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 20:34, archived)

Off to do the whole work thing again

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 16:25, archived)

if you keep forgetting the gravy someone might think you're being homophobic

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 17:16, archived)