bit slow on here 2day lol

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 16:13, archived)

Lol should we start a controversial subject
Big or smelly which is best?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 16:31, archived)

you're big AND smelly, how'd ya like them apples????

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 16:42, archived)

Handily enough, your mum is both, so she can satisfy fans of either bigness or smelliness.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 18 Apr 2023, 17:11, archived)

yes you are

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 16:52, archived)

classic QR!!!!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 16:55, archived)

just been back to that exhibition at the Saatchi
man it's so fucking good
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 17:02, archived)

Gay.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 17:38, archived)

Didgehurst +

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 18:00, archived)

Please help with the orange viennetta query :'(

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 17:13, archived)

I'm on tender hooks here

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 17:13, archived)

#finetoothedcomb

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 17:13, archived)

Could you be more pacific?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 17:20, archived)

To all intensive purposes

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 18:06, archived)

Bit of a damp squid.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 18:09, archived)

This is fusstrating

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 18:40, archived)

Apparently "I could care less" is an eggcorn too, I just thought it was Americans being weird

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 20:56, archived)

I could care less, but I'm not going to because that's too much effort, or too little, I dunno

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 20:57, archived)

I don't know either, but here's a thing: hope it's any good!
Because if you can ask, "is it any good," it follows that you can say, "I hope it's any good"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 22:20, archived)

never heard of it soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 18:52, archived)

But you posted a photo of it
b3ta.com/talk/8367392
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 20:22, archived)

bhul murfee

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Apr 2023, 2:02, archived)

oh right that wasn't ice cream at all
weird light spongy texture and not all that sweet. And, like most Indian desserts apart from kulfi, not that nice either tbh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 19 Apr 2023, 10:15, archived)

In work 2morrow then a few days off, need to mow my lawn

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 17:43, archived)

I mowed your Nan’s lawn last night

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 17:45, archived)

I just trimmed her hedges

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 17:50, archived)

*Community Service fives*
Happy candle$
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 17:51, archived)

I gave her community a right servicing

( $$ ✅, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 18:01, archived)