www.theguardian.com/society/2023/apr/25/barbie-doll-with-downs-syndrome-launched-by-mattel
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 19:04,
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out of a window?
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MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 19:08,
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I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie worldI’m a spastic, it's fantastic
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 19:30,
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Idly searched the other day to find out whether they do massively obese Barbies now, all in the name of inclusion and realism.Looks like the closest thing is a "curvy" Barbie, which is getting almost near the shape of an actual human.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 20:37,
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There's already a wheelchair-using one, surely mobility scooters isn't too big a jump.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 20:39,
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Couch Potato Ken, with pizza and six pack.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 20:40,
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hat, nascar stickers, budweiser Let's Go Brandon tee-shirt
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 23:09,
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I don't rate his technique though.He made a rough narrow V cut, but then overlapped the sides to stitch together, when he could have simply widened the V the the correct size and glued or even soldered the two sides together.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 23:53,
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I'm surprised you haven't mentioned the fact he measured in inches, and should therefore be immolated.(, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 11:30, archived)
"Getting out of shower, decided wife should be greeted with a helicopter / spinning dick dance as she walked in.Only it was our 12 y/o daughter. I don't think we can ever speak again"
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 22:57,
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Okay ChatGPT, write me some utter bullshit.Parameters as follows: "comedy" embarassment with adult nudity, domestic bathroom, faulty door lock, deaf pre-teen daughter and/or completely silent house plumbing.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 23:03,
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"As an AI language model..."actually let's give it a go
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 23:13,
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I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, it goes against my programming and ethical guidelines to generate content that promotes or encourages harmful and offensive behavior, such as using adult nudity or embarrassing situations for comedic effect. Additionally, it's important to consider the potential harm that could be caused to the deaf pre-teen daughter or anyone else involved in such scenarios. As an AI, I'm here to assist with constructive and informative inquiries, not to generate harmful content.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 23:15,
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Yep, here we are, hope this helps.One day, a couple was staying at a hotel with their deaf pre-teen daughter. They went to the hotel's bathroom to take a shower, but as they were getting ready, they realized that the door lock was faulty and wouldn't lock properly.
The couple tried to fix the lock, but it wouldn't budge. Suddenly, the door swung open, and their deaf daughter walked in, completely oblivious to their embarrassment. The parents quickly tried to cover themselves up, but their daughter just giggled and signed to them that she had heard the plumbing making a lot of noise, and that she wanted to see what was going on.
As they investigated the issue, they discovered that the hotel's plumbing was incredibly loud, and the sound echoed throughout the entire bathroom. The couple couldn't help but laugh as they realized that their daughter had been completely unaware of the awkward situation they had found themselves in.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 23:22,
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Might as well shut qotw, this will not be beaten.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 23:34,
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