Queen were fucking shit, there, I said it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:33, archived)

So you fucking did

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:37, archived)

Nobody under 40 gives a shit, and nobody under 30 knows who they were
Over 50s may be offended by your statement.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:38, archived)

you must be well upset by what I said then lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:56, archived)

I've got the testicles of a young man
_{in a jar}
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:57, archived)

when you say 'a jar', you mean your mouth, right?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:58, archived)

Mmm? can't hear you over the sound of slurping

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:04, archived)

Started to like them more as I get older
apart from Bohemian Rhapsody, that can die in a fucking fire
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:38, archived)

You're nearly 50, I'll give you that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:39, archived)

Did u just assume my decrepitude

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:40, archived)

The white pubes gave it away

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:45, archived)

MAMA, OOooOOoooooOOh
shut up you wanker
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:39, archived)

Oh but it's a technical masterpiece musically speaking, the structure blah blah
don't care
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:42, archived)

a technical masterpiece though? REALLY?
Or is it just a massive overblown load of bombastic wank for spasticated cretins?
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:55, archived)

B3ta, you mean?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:55, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2633028
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:33, archived)

CAN CONFIRM

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:35, archived)

What was that shower of shit all about?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:03, archived)

Fuck knows

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:09, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8368278
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:15, archived)

I genuinely cannot stand their music.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:54, archived)

More of a dance of the seven camels kind of guy, huh?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:55, archived)

look, maybe being a camelsexual was frowned on, and even illegal in days gone by, but surely with the pace of modern progress, it will be a normal part of life in a few years

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:58, archived)

Dexy's Midshite Bummers u mean
Come on R Swank
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:49, archived)

Dexys similarly fucking shit pal, yer man Rowland is a proper weird cunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:03, archived)

He was a cross dresser last time I saw anything about him
Bery angry
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:13, archived)

He's certainly a dick
Also, he bought people out of songwriting credits and claimed to be the solo writer.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:36, archived)

They were not shit,
but they were deeply boring to me, as a pretentious teenager at the time when Mercury died and the entire nation overnight decided they were a super important band and integral to our national identity.

They do have a number of cracking tunes and earworms, and Mercury was a great frontman comparable to the likes of Al Atkins and Brian Johnson.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:40, archived)

their music is appallingly shit mate, as bad as my posts here

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:48, archived)

TOO FAR

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:03, archived)

au contraire, mein bruder, I'm being pretty generous to Queen there.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:09, archived)

Bit harsh on John Deacon though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:11, archived)

<s>John </s>
Joey, more like!!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:14, archived)

I'm sure they have a few appallingly shit tunes
and I'm not a fan, but it's not like they were a bad band badly making bad music.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:25, archived)

are you going to offer up a defence of such masterpieces as 'Bicycle Race'?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:33, archived)

Some of it is indefensible

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8368304
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:40, archived)

I don't hate them, I just wish they'd never released any music.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:42, archived)

And were slaughtered at birth

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:47, archived)

If I could go back in time with a loaded gun I'd probably assassinate Brian May, then Richard Madeley.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:49, archived)

But what about Richard Marx?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 16:03, archived)

What about him?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 16:07, archived)

you said it wrong

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 19:01, archived)