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Hello knoblets. Queef here. Just bought tickets to Siouxsie in that London.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 12:17, archived)
Tickets to see Sioux

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 12:37, archived)
Apache Indian supporting

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 12:37, archived)
Shawnee Ryder

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 12:38, archived)
That's quite an arousing porn name

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 12:41, archived)
Lil' Plum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:30, archived)
I've just bought 9 pots of pineapple chunks
Beat THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 12:51, archived)
I have bought a packet of white chocolate Popdots with caramel
I win \0/
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 12:56, archived)
Belgian chocolate Haagen-Dazs, Reece's peanut butter cups, scampi fries and a crate of Schweppes lemonade.
Check. Mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:11, archived)
My former Spanish colleague gave me a Reece's peanut butter cup once.
I like chocolate, and I like peanut butter, but found the combination emetic.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:56, archived)
I love them
But I couldn't eat more than one a day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:59, archived)

+lover
colleague fly
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:07, archived)
Peanut butter lover, combination fly

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:10, archived)
butterfly cup

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:27, archived)

former
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:16, archived)
They're vile

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:54, archived)
The Porcupine From Purgatory, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:24, archived)
You are more of a real hedgehog than they are real chocolate. And that 'peanut butter' comes straight from one of Jim Bakker's buckets.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:55, archived)
Dried mango
the fruit equivalent to biltong
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:40, archived)
not sweetened though, it should be sharp

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 16:04, archived)
TITSWEAT

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 12:56, archived)
Rispeck, she must be about eight hundred by now.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:06, archived)
I shall wear my budgie smugglers in celebration

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:09, archived)
The boys aren't back in the barracks :(((
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-65396676
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:25, archived)
Best 18 grand I’ve ever spent

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:26, archived)
Queen were fucking shit, there, I said it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:33, archived)
So you fucking did

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:37, archived)
Nobody under 40 gives a shit, and nobody under 30 knows who they were
Over 50s may be offended by your statement.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:38, archived)
you must be well upset by what I said then lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:56, archived)
I've got the testicles of a young man
in a jar
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:57, archived)
when you say 'a jar', you mean your mouth, right?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:58, archived)
Mmm? can't hear you over the sound of slurping

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:04, archived)
Started to like them more as I get older
apart from Bohemian Rhapsody, that can die in a fucking fire
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:38, archived)
You're nearly 50, I'll give you that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:39, archived)
Did u just assume my decrepitude

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:40, archived)
The white pubes gave it away

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:45, archived)
MAMA, OOooOOoooooOOh
shut up you wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:39, archived)
Oh but it's a technical masterpiece musically speaking, the structure blah blah
don't care
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:42, archived)
a technical masterpiece though? REALLY?
Or is it just a massive overblown load of bombastic wank for spasticated cretins?
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:55, archived)
B3ta, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:55, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2633028
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:33, archived)
CAN CONFIRM

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:35, archived)
What was that shower of shit all about?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:03, archived)
Fuck knows

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:09, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8368278
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:15, archived)
I genuinely cannot stand their music.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:54, archived)
More of a dance of the seven camels kind of guy, huh?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:55, archived)
look, maybe being a camelsexual was frowned on, and even illegal in days gone by, but surely with the pace of modern progress, it will be a normal part of life in a few years

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:58, archived)
Dexy's Midshite Bummers u mean
Come on R Swank
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:49, archived)
Dexys similarly fucking shit pal, yer man Rowland is a proper weird cunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:03, archived)
He was a cross dresser last time I saw anything about him
Bery angry
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:13, archived)
He's certainly a dick
Also, he bought people out of songwriting credits and claimed to be the solo writer.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:36, archived)
They were not shit,
but they were deeply boring to me, as a pretentious teenager at the time when Mercury died and the entire nation overnight decided they were a super important band and integral to our national identity.

They do have a number of cracking tunes and earworms, and Mercury was a great frontman comparable to the likes of Al Atkins and Brian Johnson.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:40, archived)
their music is appallingly shit mate, as bad as my posts here

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 14:48, archived)
TOO FAR

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:03, archived)
au contraire, mein bruder, I'm being pretty generous to Queen there.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:09, archived)
Bit harsh on John Deacon though

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:11, archived)
<s>John </s>
Joey, more like!!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:14, archived)
I'm sure they have a few appallingly shit tunes
and I'm not a fan, but it's not like they were a bad band badly making bad music.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:25, archived)
are you going to offer up a defence of such masterpieces as 'Bicycle Race'?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:33, archived)
Some of it is indefensible

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:39, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8368304
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:40, archived)
I don't hate them, I just wish they'd never released any music.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:42, archived)
And were slaughtered at birth

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:47, archived)
If I could go back in time with a loaded gun I'd probably assassinate Brian May, then Richard Madeley.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:49, archived)
But what about Richard Marx?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 16:03, archived)
What about him?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 16:07, archived)
you said it wrong

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 19:01, archived)