Pushing that ungulate knobber down the boardFucking magpies have been coming into my house, actually INTO my house and thieving food specifically labelled as 'NOT FOR YOU FUCKING MAGPIE WANKERS'.
have you got any magpie related stories? If so please tell them and include diagrams.
Alt: Bollocks.
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MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 May 2023, 19:26,
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There are many magpies round my neighbourhood But they're those European ones, so reasonably harmless.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 5 May 2023, 19:40,
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Googled that - I'm looking at a 90x120 thumbnail and even judging from that wtf did you expect Clearly a tragic 'mid-life' retread
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 21:06,
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Magpies only need a gap of 5mm to gain entry (roughly the diameter of the eraser end of a pencil). You will need to search for any potential entry points and seal these up with wire wool embedded in quick-setting cement.(
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please can these things diethanks
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