I cooked a vegetarian dinner based on tempeh and wild mushrooms, like some sort of fucking hippy.
What have you done recently like a fucking hippy?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 6 May 2023, 22:11, archived)

First things first, how did you prepare the tempeh, it's a loaded question

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:19, archived)

With lube and gentle probing

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:32, archived)

^ Mark E Smith looking for admin staff

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:36, archived)

General ah manager

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:41, archived)

Eh up Ger.
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I'll be finishing the full lyrics for Heart Math Surgery and Failure Foundation Scene
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:54, archived)

Where do you see yourself-ah, in ten years time-ah?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 0:47, archived)

dead

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 7 May 2023, 2:01, archived)

-ah

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 2:12, archived)

Cha cha chaaa

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 2:27, archived)

I smoked a lot of weed, man

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:20, archived)

Is that still fun?
My weed smoking days are almost two decades gone now.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:34, archived)

mine too
i inject it into my japper now
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:35, archived)

Bollocks?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:45, archived)

yes, those too

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 2:20, archived)

It's great, it helps me, mostly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 May 2023, 0:48, archived)

Formed a cult like Manson
Top guy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:29, archived)

Almost cut my hair

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:32, archived)

Bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 2:44, archived)

Everything.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 6 May 2023, 22:55, archived)