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afternoon, bellend's
I hope you are having a nice day, you pitiful bunch of knobber's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:13, archived)
Nice

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:15, archived)
Marseille

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:11, archived)
Mornington Crescent

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:53, archived)
It's not too bad
Think I'll have some malt loaf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:35, archived)
just having an aperol spritz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:10, archived)

pero na
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:13, archived)
fizzy

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:20, archived)
Great name for a Meat Loaf tribute act, that.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 7 May 2023, 14:57, archived)
they say never speak ill of the dead, but fuck me I detested that fat wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:04, archived)
baldmonkey, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:19, archived)
Eddie Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:33, archived)
only less funny
how that could even be humanly possible is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:40, archived)
I saw him perform live many years ago
utter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)
I'm just here for the comments

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:45, archived)
nazi mega witches riding giant dildos through gaps in the moonlit clouds
in other news i've been actively avoiding all news for months. i have no idea what is going on and i feel great. i told someone this a few weeks ago and they demanded i must know who the prime minister was, and i didn't! they refused to believe me but it was all true. then they told me it was some darkie and i said that's exactly why i avoid the news, it should have been a female of other denomination race not a male! furious i was!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:53, archived)

:|
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:06, archived)
I am very much informed about too many things. it's rather a bother und quite discomforting at times at how singular-minded some/many/most people are. but everyone is, naturally, occupied with living their own lives aka trying to survive.
ignorance is bliss, as they say. we all have a front row seat and we've merely seen the opening credits.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:29, archived)
we all have a front row seat and we've merely seen the opening credits, is that what you said?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:30, archived)
can you shut up! i'm trying to watch the start of the film
bloody projectionist is running it in reverse but i paid good money and i'm not wasting it
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:31, archived)
yes!, yes I did! what are you? DEAF!?

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:44, archived)
can you believe this guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:03, archived)
WHAT

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:13, archived)
I went the entirety of Trump's presidency without actually hearing him speak

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:38, archived)
if only you could have also not seen him speak as wel
blubbery orange twat
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:14, archived)
I don't think I did that either
I think I just read about him speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:15, archived)
if only you could have also not read about hearing him speak too

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:16, archived)
I actually can't read now, I had my eyes extracted on the NHS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:17, archived)
Thank god you're part Japanese!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:19, archived)
I bet he lives in 'solly' hull

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:05, archived)
are you testing me, Satan?
you know i've got a bit of dried spunk under my key
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:09, archived)
my l key

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:09, archived)
^wants to give you devotion

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:42, archived)
you lucky cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:05, archived)
Hiya

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:12, archived)
G'day sport

'd
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:21, archived)
Not you.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:01, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:13, archived)
Yo man

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:21, archived)
Your a smart chap
wott can we do now that weve got ourself's a king that wott we cuddent do befor we dun got him??
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:22, archived)
Say "The Royal penis is clean, sire"

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:16, archived)
If I ever have the chance to meet King Chares that is what I am going to say.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:18, archived)
alrite fellow forum poster
lovely day, are you suffering with any convectional rainshowers?

if you are please tell me about it. please include sketches and diagrams.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:15, archived)
hi
Dry and sunny here, soz
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:22, archived)
oh good!
i suggest buying a delicious ice cream from a traveling vendor
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:25, archived)
Why do you spell traveling like that?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:28, archived)
because i've got a bit of spunk stuck under my key

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:30, archived)
sorry, my l key
i have to press it quite hard
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:30, archived)

v b
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 13:32, archived)

I saw this cunt on the telly once. Found it impossible to take anything he said or did seriously.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:05, archived)
Imagine spotting him at a Raindance allnighter in 1989
'Look at that raving Bendor', you might say
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:07, archived)
or maybe 'ook at that raving Bendor'

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:35, archived)
Raindance allnighter all night long

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 7 May 2023, 19:17, archived)
Afternoon
Divvied up a few bass smd something I am informed is a Thornback Ray
Fish barbie time methinks
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:31, archived)
lovely stuff
load of herbs, lemon and chilli in the cavity, bingo
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 7 May 2023, 15:44, archived)