good bank holiday morning to each and every one of you

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:40, archived)

No thanks.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:53, archived)

Penis cheddar

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:55, archived)

no offence

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 5:55, archived)

i am coincidentally masticating cheddar right at this moment

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 8:51, archived)

ic urb
+Keith
ddar gwin
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 May 2023, 9:52, archived)

morning

( broadsword, Mon 8 May 2023, 7:33, archived)

what proof is it?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 8 May 2023, 8:27, archived)

100%

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 8:49, archived)

Gwyneth Paltrow says she believes it works

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 May 2023, 9:00, archived)

She has the evidence of her huge income to prove it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 8 May 2023, 14:34, archived)

foolproof!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 15:05, archived)

Poo'd wank willy-gay whore-ning, more like.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 8 May 2023, 8:41, archived)

Good morning Mr Cunt
Although you may be a lady person
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 May 2023, 8:45, archived)

Preggers plays pop

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 8:58, archived)

How's the foetus gonna gestate you gonna keep it in a box?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 May 2023, 9:01, archived)

Cheggers Plays Popped his clogs

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 8 May 2023, 9:11, archived)

Blimey I never knew he'd snuffed it
4ever in r harts
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 May 2023, 9:24, archived)

How insensitive!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 8 May 2023, 9:38, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 8 May 2023, 9:54, archived)

happy motorhead day guy's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 8 May 2023, 11:46, archived)

Lemmy return the sentiment

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 8 May 2023, 12:44, archived)

Lemmy introduce myself

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 8 May 2023, 12:47, archived)

[Lucas] Fox off

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 8 May 2023, 13:36, archived)

It's raining and the cunt neighbours have invited us to their stupid cunty garden party.
BYO food, booze and fucking chairs.
Fucking cheap cunts, their house must be at least £3 million.
Still, you know what they say, you don't get rich by not being a complete and utter fucking shit dickhead bastard cunt wanker.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 8 May 2023, 12:56, archived)

Shit in the punch bowl to assert your dominance

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 8 May 2023, 13:40, archived)

wantonly

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 8 May 2023, 15:21, archived)