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Who’s ready for Eurovision then?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Wed 10 May 2023, 14:50, archived)
Ready for it to be over
It's fucking up the buses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 14:54, archived)
you live in scouseland?

(Planearm, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:29, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:54, archived)
very encouraging noises from my brother
he really likes the place and having seen just two houses would be very happy to live in one of them and wants to put in an offer. May well not work out but v encouraging nevertheless
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 10 May 2023, 18:06, archived)
Cost of living is a lot lower, too
You can get a pint for under Β£3, which might not be so good in his case
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 10 May 2023, 21:09, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 15:00, archived)
You Somerset gimp

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 May 2023, 15:05, archived)
I imagine the majority of participants are adequately prepared, does that answer your question?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 May 2023, 15:37, archived)
Shitbreath

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 May 2023, 15:40, archived)
Michael Terence Wogan

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:06, archived)
freva

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:57, archived)
Nobody who didn't watch the first semi-final last night

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:15, archived)
lol, semi

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 10 May 2023, 16:19, archived)
Sieben, Sieben, ai lyu lyu
Sieben, Sieben, EIN, ZWEI
Sieben, Sieben, ai lyu lyu
EIN, ZWEI, DREI
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:18, archived)
You come over here, you learn to speak the language

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:27, archived)
Seven, seven, ai lyu lyu
Seven, seven, ONE, TWO
Seven, seven, ai lyu lyu
ONE, TWO, THREE
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:37, archived)
not even in my top ten dissident Chinese artists

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:41, archived)
I want to see
Lasha tumbai
I want to see
Lasha tumbai
I want to see
Lasha tumbai
I want to see

Tanzen!

Π’Π°Π½Ρ†Π΅Π²Π°Ρ‚ΡŒ Ρ…ΠΎΡ€ΠΎΡˆΠΎ!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:59, archived)
I want to see mountains again

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:09, archived)
According to Danylko,
the phrase Lasha tumbai is a Mongolian phrase for "whipped cream", "milkshake", or "churned butter".[6] It was later alleged, though, that there are no such words in Mongolian and the catchphrase bears no meaning at all. There have been allegations that the words were chosen due to their phonetic resemblance to "Russia Goodbye", allegedly a reference to the 2004–2005 Orange Revolution.[7]
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:29, archived)
In Soviet Russia, sunshine after the rain wants to see you.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:06, archived)
It was on last night
Apart from Hannah Waddingham it was shit.
(Planearm, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:28, archived)
Alright planearm
Anything good on the telly?
(Planearm, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:29, archived)
Got a bit of a soft spot for the thing
It was Eurovision final weekend when i first met my other half. The bar we were in had it on in the background on mute, while a DJ played weird Arab fusion stuff.
So I never watch the Eurothing, just like to notice that it's on each year.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:38, archived)
about as ready as I am to hack off my knob and bollocks with a rusty penknife and them eat them

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:41, archived)
Go on, I dare ya!

(Planearm, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:44, archived)
not til after Eurovision

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:15, archived)
And then

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:35, archived)
SCROTE FRITTERS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:35, archived)
A cha cha chaaa

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:35, archived)
Pretty girl, beware of this heart of scrote

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 10 May 2023, 17:55, archived)
get out of my mind, my love for you is way out of line

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:58, archived)
That Swedish bit's pretty fit.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:47, archived)
Really?
She looks like Jaz Coleman in a wig. And her song's as shite as her inexplicably popular previous winning entry.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:48, archived)
You say that like it's a bad thing.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 10 May 2023, 16:56, archived)
You misread me.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 10 May 2023, 19:07, archived)