Get fucked, knobwank's
Hi cheb-ends, Queef Richard's here, starting a cool new afternoon thread. Just taken delivery of an old rave record and a fucking excellent Swiss roasting tray. What did you last have delivered? You can't say Brexit.

alt: knobwank's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:18, archived)

mi babbeh

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 12:21, archived)

how was it made?

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:37, archived)

i dun a sex wee in the mummy an it brewd in her tummy

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 12:39, archived)

What did The Rock say?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:45, archived)

"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:57, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:00, archived)

Alright, Tom Bombadil.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:31, archived)

and/or Gibby Haynes

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:32, archived)

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Now how 'bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:40, archived)

Jesus built my car, it's a love affair

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:47, archived)

Mainly Jesus, and my Goldberry

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:52, archived)

"mind the piss", as we used to say

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:55, archived)

Mainly Goldberry the River-daughter, and my hotrod.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:52, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:55, archived)

Mine makes more sense.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:56, archived)

Psha! We don't go around making *sense* here
N00b
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 May 2023, 16:52, archived)

A tardigrade
Alt: horseshit
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:21, archived)

A bank statement

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:25, archived)

paperless 4 lyf m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:42, archived)

I smell of baby
She's gorgeous
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:06, archived)

aww

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:52, archived)

alright Spanishfly

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 16:00, archived)

Greatful dead Teddy bear lsd

( mongychops, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:36, archived)

wel jel

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:17, archived)

Is it as good as the Pink Floyd Peppa Pig LSD?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 May 2023, 15:58, archived)

The Smackdown

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:36, archived)

the record is 'A Trip to Trumpton', isn't it?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:39, archived)

Sesam E's Treet

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 12:45, archived)

why would I buy a third copy of that?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcAYf_ciwlQ&ab_channel=hypersonic-Topic
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:16, archived)

Raver Llam

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:28, archived)

that new Zelda's reviewing well

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:35, archived)

I'll bet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=saA_zPI5UB0&ab_channel=%E2%84%9B%CE%B1%CA%9D%D0%BA%CF%85%CE%B7
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:43, archived)

Mushroom spores
The missus is well into tripping since I got some ages back I just can't do it anymore
I have created a monster :(
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:41, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8370073
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:57, archived)

Got this for about £9
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08WHJJ7PZ?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:54, archived)

seems like a good deal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:57, archived)

A housing for the DIY camera I'm planning to attach to my robot lawnmower once the add in wifi control board arrives from Germany

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 May 2023, 13:58, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:08, archived)

Alright Boston Dynamics

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:08, archived)

Prompt: The end of a rainbow inside a dark cave which is ruled by eagles

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:07, archived)

On 8 March 2019, Natasha Lechner set up a kambo ceremony at her house in Mullumbimby
Mullumbimby Mullumbimby Mullumbimby Mullumbimby Mullumbimby Mullumbimby Mullumbimby Mullumbimby
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:32, archived)

go north

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:43, archived)

you have been eaten by a grue

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:19, archived)

The eagles aren't going to like this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:25, archived)

I’m sure they’ll take it easy

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:36, archived)

For all of us sinners

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:53, archived)

I'm currently waiting in for a book I bought yesterday on Amazon
Don Winslow - City On Fire to read on holiday
(Planearm, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:42, archived)

The newest album by Snow Patrol

(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:44, archived)

They played Glastonbury when I went
People were climbing the fence but security were chucking them back in
Lollollol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:52, archived)

Haha!

(Planearm, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:10, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 15:18, archived)

any good?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 14:55, archived)