Morning
A thing that I thought was broken isn't actually broken, I was just using it wrong and now I'm a bit annoyed but also very pleased.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:49, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:51, archived)

Your dick?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:59, archived)

broken vending machine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:55, archived)

b3ta?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:08, archived)

Life?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:15, archived)

Wings?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:40, archived)

Alright Paul McCartney

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:55, archived)

only the website b3ta could have been

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:57, archived)

no, he's not

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:01, archived)

Heart?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:46, archived)

wind?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 10:19, archived)

Electric Boogaloo?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 10:22, archived)

Guitar preamp DI pedal interface thing
turns out if you accidentally press two of the footswitches at once it goes into bypass mode. All the lights go off and it is just dead. I'd have known this if I'd read the instruction manual but I didn't get where I am in life by reading instructions.

Anyway.

Thank you very much Darkglass customer service team in Helsinki. They are used to dealing with pilocks like me.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 May 2023, 10:24, archived)