Morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 7:51, archived)

Morning
I've just had to explain strikethrough gags to /links, fucking hell they're dense.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 7:53, archived)

Shall I go over and give them a quick "bollocks"?
That'll really get them going.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 7:55, archived)

Never a bad idea

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 7:56, archived)

Whoever you're explaining to must have me on 2.zero

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 7:57, archived)

Oh no I see it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 7:58, archived)

You know who else gets going with a quick bollocks?
Your m...
..ates on board

hahaha, just kidding!
You don't have any mates on board
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 15 May 2023, 10:11, archived)

Like what they dollocks?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 11:36, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:30, archived)

Morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:51, archived)

Morning
A thing that I thought was broken isn't actually broken, I was just using it wrong and now I'm a bit annoyed but also very pleased.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:49, archived)

arseboon dilbaro?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:51, archived)

Your dick?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 15 May 2023, 8:59, archived)

broken vending machine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:55, archived)

b3ta?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:08, archived)

Life?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:15, archived)

Wings?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:40, archived)

Alright Paul McCartney

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:55, archived)

only the website b3ta could have been

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:57, archived)

no, he's not

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:01, archived)

Heart?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 9:46, archived)

wind?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 10:19, archived)

Electric Boogaloo?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 10:22, archived)

Guitar preamp DI pedal interface thing
turns out if you accidentally press two of the footswitches at once it goes into bypass mode. All the lights go off and it is just dead. I'd have known this if I'd read the instruction manual but I didn't get where I am in life by reading instructions.

Anyway.

Thank you very much Darkglass customer service team in Helsinki. They are used to dealing with pilocks like me.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 May 2023, 10:24, archived)

“She even became part of the English language
– if a politician, somebody from showbiz or ordinary people in the street are asked a tricky question they will say: ‘Who do you think I am, Mystic Meg?’”
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 11:38, archived)

S+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 12:11, archived)

..But she never answered a tricky question and if she did she'd have just made more Barnum statements.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 15 May 2023, 14:15, archived)

Zelenskiy is shorter than Rishi Sunak, fucking hell

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 11:42, archived)

he was taller before the war

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:00, archived)

Bombs dropped on head

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 13:58, archived)

*something about hairspace*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 14:45, archived)