*pffffTHPPPPPrrraaaarrPPPPttt*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:13, archived)

light a match, ffs
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

that would be most unwise

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:17, archived)

So would naked wrestling a wolf

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:25, archived)

They're always naked aren't they?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:50, archived)

Fucking nudists

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:05, archived)

Crack a window, Willy!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:25, archived)

Sinitta don't want no "boy who thinks he's a girl", CANCEL NOW

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:19, archived)

it's beer o'cock!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:22, archived)

tempted but really overdid it on the weekend

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:27, archived)

go on mate crack one open

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:28, archived)

Shove some billy down your japper whilst you're at it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:30, archived)

standard

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:31, archived)

and my axe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:48, archived)

His brother was killed by Death=adder

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:53, archived)

Golden Arse

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 20:34, archived)

Altered Cheeks

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 20:34, archived)

the only alcohol I have in the house is Shaosing cooking wine
Laziness may yet save me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:34, archived)

get cooking!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:40, archived)

I want to get a tortilla press but I'm not allowed :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:36, archived)

Get a mexican maid, cheaper and greater utility

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:51, archived)

not too many of those around here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 18:45, archived)

Thanks, Donnie!
🇺🇸👌🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸🔫🇺🇸 #MAGA24 #DT4P47
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 18:53, archived)

I saw some recent non-combative interviews with some of his followers.
The most common thing they highlighted about him that they admired was... his integrity.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 19:19, archived)

It's like a parallel universe, isn't it?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 19:24, archived)

Viewed a certain way, that's exactly what it is.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 20:11, archived)

ffs Queef you only need the threat, you don't need the maid. I'm trying to help you get a tortilla press here.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 19:14, archived)

Aaaaah, got it now

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 19:55, archived)

Your scheme, not a tortilla press :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 19:55, archived)

bollocks, pop along to Aldi and pick up a load of their pilsner

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:08, archived)

The Danish word for food is mad

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:47, archived)

Haha, what is it then?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:05, archived)

No, food's on first

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:55, archived)

Sensitivity readers hate this word for food in Danish!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:58, archived)

no way, that's mad

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:06, archived)

it's what the MA in NOMA represents
which sounds like one of my ludicrous lies but is in fact true
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 18:01, archived)

I didn't know that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 18:45, archived)

God I wish I could
Had so much opioid painkillers I won't even fart for the next month.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:30, archived)