the only alcohol I have in the house is Shaosing cooking wine
Laziness may yet save me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:34, archived)

get cooking!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 15 May 2023, 16:40, archived)

I want to get a tortilla press but I'm not allowed :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:36, archived)

Get a mexican maid, cheaper and greater utility

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:51, archived)

not too many of those around here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 18:45, archived)

Thanks, Donnie!
🇺🇸👌🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸🔫🇺🇸 #MAGA24 #DT4P47
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 15 May 2023, 18:53, archived)

I saw some recent non-combative interviews with some of his followers.
The most common thing they highlighted about him that they admired was... his integrity.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 19:19, archived)

It's like a parallel universe, isn't it?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 15 May 2023, 19:24, archived)

Viewed a certain way, that's exactly what it is.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 20:11, archived)

ffs Queef you only need the threat, you don't need the maid. I'm trying to help you get a tortilla press here.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 19:14, archived)

Aaaaah, got it now

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 19:55, archived)

Your scheme, not a tortilla press :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 15 May 2023, 19:55, archived)

bollocks, pop along to Aldi and pick up a load of their pilsner

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 15 May 2023, 17:08, archived)