howdy pardner's, yee haw, it's me, Queef Richard's here
how's it going? rather bored here
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 25 May 2023, 12:44, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:00, archived)

We're about to appoint a new Head of Department
have sat through 4 "what I'd do if I was head of department" speeches by academics. The first was lackluster, the second like a female version of Sauron but more Italian, the third was good but I know he can't make decisions and the last was so tedious I left.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:06, archived)

All hail Saureen

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:55, archived)

Isn't that a kind of malt cake?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:03, archived)

Maybe you should try buttering her up

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:35, archived)

Very good

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:53, archived)

Best of all the malt loav'es

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:05, archived)

Damn it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:05, archived)

a day late and a dollar short

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:23, archived)

Wouldn't it be 'Sauretta' or something like that?
What with being Italian.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 25 May 2023, 14:40, archived)

No

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:47, archived)

Chaps wearing chaps over their pants

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:10, archived)

And paying with CHAPS

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:11, archived)

Go to Australia and put some thongs on too

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:13, archived)

Chap 2 Chap meet Chap Pantsish

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:28, archived)

Chap I feel like a chapess

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:32, archived)

He's a real nowhere chap

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:33, archived)

Bad Chappers

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:43, archived)

Barry Chapilow

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:49, archived)

Dolly Chaparton

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:04, archived)

Chapatti Smith

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:04, archived)

Chapache Indian

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:08, archived)

Culchap Club

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:23, archived)

Chaps At Work

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:23, archived)

Parliachapt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:30, archived)

Chapfred Chapn

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:54, archived)

Chapo Manton

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:00, archived)

Which popular reggae singer is a Mexican former drug lord and a former leader within the Sinaloa Cartel?

El Chapo Manton!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:18, archived)

b&ing a dick

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 May 2023, 16:34, archived)

The Chappy Mondays

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 25 May 2023, 15:00, archived)

Making a veggie curry

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 25 May 2023, 13:56, archived)

ur
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:02, archived)

NO UR

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 May 2023, 14:02, archived)