Itchy piss flaps or piss hole
Relieved by tikka masala sauce
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 27 May 2023, 10:01, archived)

^President of Wakistan
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 May 2023, 10:02, archived)

Haha brilliant!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 27 May 2023, 10:10, archived)

you're on fire son!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 27 May 2023, 10:47, archived)

He should be.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 27 May 2023, 11:05, archived)

Yet again The Establishment turn a blind eye to a much older well-known celebrity grooming a teenager to be their future partner.
And then 46 years later they make him King.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 27 May 2023, 11:12, archived)

I don't even wait. And when you're a Royal, they let you do it. You can do anything.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 27 May 2023, 11:15, archived)

Grab em by the corgi

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2023, 12:39, archived)

Add a bit of raita
Just to be sure
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 27 May 2023, 11:50, archived)

Just
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 27 May 2023, 11:53, archived)

GUNTSMEG

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 27 May 2023, 12:33, archived)

Oh Fuck
Rogan Josh Fail
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 27 May 2023, 12:58, archived)