I think we all know everything we need to know about him by now anyway, he was a kiddy fiddler, nothing more to say

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 8:33, archived)

Unwise, but not illegal.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:23, archived)

Phillip Schofield's resignation marks the passing of a huge figure of modern history, national independence and 20th-century socialism.
For all his flaws, he will be remembered as an internationalist and a champion of social justice.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:39, archived)

I liked that time he spun the wheel to see whether you'll be able to feed your child this week.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 10:00, archived)

I've never watched This Morning in my life, what with having a job and everything.
Everything I've heard about it over the years just makes it sound... weird.

I liked Schofield when he was on Going Live!, though. It was all downhill after the gopher ditched him.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:03, archived)

I liked this.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Movie_Game_(British_TV_series)
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:16, archived)

Poor old Jonathon Morris in a sex pest sandwich there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:17, archived)

*unzips*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:20, archived)

I loved Animal Magic.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 11:35, archived)

spin spin spin the wheel of justice, see how fast the bastard turns

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:52, archived)

RabidRodent went to France, and some kid got banged by him.
She didn't like it.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:31, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8371962
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:38, archived)

You can't market it as Wrongcock if it wasn't born within earshot of the Bow Bells.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 13:41, archived)

but enough about Spanishfly

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:29, archived)

Yeah, I've bookmarked that post for future linking

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 May 2023, 9:41, archived)