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Handles for spades, he actually wants, there was some hilarious misunderstanding

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 17:55, archived)
Should have said "four whacks, candles"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:08, archived)
Wax Candle in Bohemia

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:30, archived)
A Case of Identi Tealight

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:32, archived)
The Adventure of the Tallow Face

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:36, archived)
Wick Tracey
Candles With Wolves
Candlestick Voyage
Mad Wax Beyond The Candledome
Candlestick Beasts and Where to Find Them
Crocodile Dundee in Los Candles
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 May 2023, 18:58, archived)
Sure, here are some puns with candle-related movie names:

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 19:22, archived)
As if I'd use an AI to do that.
I used Monkeon's movie pun generator: www.monkeon.co.uk/moviepungenerator/
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 May 2023, 19:40, archived)
The word 'Candledome' is my own totally original idea however.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 29 May 2023, 19:41, archived)
That's shit, and you're a cunt, thanks :)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:18, archived)
tsayactly

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:30, archived)
That's shit and you're a cunt too lad, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:24, archived)
bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:28, archived)
bollock roast and veggie oxo!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:01, archived)
fuck me what supermarkets do you shop at?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:25, archived)
There's actually an Aldi right around the corner, I'm not keen though. German prepared meals tend to contain human flesh or horse meat.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 0:34, archived)
Even the stuff that says VEGETARIAN, if you look close it says "contains"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 0:38, archived)
best place for them imo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 30 May 2023, 2:21, archived)