45 minutes so far on hold to hmrc, bored

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:21, archived)

I use the app
Cunting taxman
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:23, archived)

The Beatlezzz

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:42, archived)

went online and requested my rebate (money is just sitting in their account from last year) well over a month ago
log back in money still there no messages, no update, nothing.

i'll be on hold callin them soon enough
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:25, archived)

That money is only resting in their account.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:26, archived)

when it could be put to work stamping out fires in my account

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:16, archived)

They are fucking shit, nearly an hour then ' thanks for calling, goodbye

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:38, archived)

oh man that is the fucking worst i feel your rage

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:04, archived)

Do they still tell you everything is better done on the website, every 30 seconds

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:49, archived)

Yeah, then hang up

( mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:56, archived)

probably a fair few people have hung themselves up right after that shit.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:07, archived)

Not having to do a tax return is a big plus from this unemployment lark

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:00, archived)

not having to do any work is also a *plus
^*JobCentre
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)

I don't qualify for any benefits :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:31, archived)

i'm writing to your MP

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:47, archived)