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Yeah that's more than enough of that nonsense, I would say
Hi fanny's, how's today working out for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:27, archived)
Shit in me mooth, Doris

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:33, archived)

Classic Viz character.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:49, archived)
mr horrible, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:02, archived)
Roger M3ta, the man on the b3ta

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:07, archived)
Queefy's Profanisaurus

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:26, archived)
Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:33, archived)
Lo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:03, archived)
Better than yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:36, archived)
it's a start I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:03, archived)
got absolutely munted last night and had to take today off because i'm not 18 anymore, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:57, archived)
Have a curer

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:02, archived)
on it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:14, archived)
get back on it you lightweight
(c) tangledupinblue poster, RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:04, archived)
Pours 40 :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:04, archived)
hair of the mountain lion

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:20, archived)
We have backfilled all lander preferences based on previous Nameserver usage, so your previous lander preferences have been backfilled.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:12, archived)
backfilled stickybeak

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:13, archived)
Ye did aye

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:23, archived)
Are you accusing me of something?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:51, archived)
It was a very positive affirmation I was making

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:53, archived)
Afternoon
Having a nutty
Highlight of the day so far
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:27, archived)
You belly button stinky
ewww
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:50, archived)
ewww indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:00, archived)
Do like I did
And get rid of your belly button
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
did you suck mrs tummy in and absorb it to increase the power of your devastating bumhole?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:11, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:22, archived)
oh. were you worried the power would corrupt poo?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:24, archived)
45 minutes so far on hold to hmrc, bored

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:21, archived)
I use the app
Cunting taxman
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:23, archived)
The Beatlezzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:42, archived)
went online and requested my rebate (money is just sitting in their account from last year) well over a month ago
log back in money still there no messages, no update, nothing.

i'll be on hold callin them soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:25, archived)
That money is only resting in their account.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:26, archived)
when it could be put to work stamping out fires in my account

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:16, archived)
They are fucking shit, nearly an hour then ' thanks for calling, goodbye

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:38, archived)
oh man that is the fucking worst i feel your rage

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:04, archived)
Do they still tell you everything is better done on the website, every 30 seconds

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:49, archived)
Yeah, then hang up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:56, archived)
probably a fair few people have hung themselves up right after that shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:07, archived)
Not having to do a tax return is a big plus from this unemployment lark

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:00, archived)
not having to do any work is also a *plus
*JobCentre
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
I don't qualify for any benefits :(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:31, archived)
i'm writing to your MP

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:47, archived)
Maia Sandu y/n

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:25, archived)
sympathy Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:59, archived)
There are lady boarders?
Really?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:02, archived)
mongy is Wilnelia, Lady Forsyth-Johnson, I thought everyone knew that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
It’s true, I’ve seen her bivvy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:12, archived)
good eye. sometimes it's hard to see the bivvy for the trees

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:15, archived)
well, everyone except mongy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:13, archived)
grab em by the a

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 18:13, archived)