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Yeah that's more than enough of that nonsense, I would say
Hi fanny's, how's today working out for you?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:27, archived)
Shit in me mooth, Doris

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:33, archived)

Classic Viz character.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:49, archived)
mr horrible, you mean

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:02, archived)
Roger M3ta, the man on the b3ta

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:07, archived)
Queefy's Profanisaurus

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:26, archived)
Hi

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:33, archived)
Lo

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:03, archived)
Better than yesterday

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:36, archived)
it's a start I suppose

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:03, archived)
got absolutely munted last night and had to take today off because i'm not 18 anymore, apparently.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 11:57, archived)
Have a curer

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:02, archived)
on it

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:14, archived)
get back on it you lightweight
(c) tangledupinblue poster, RIP
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:04, archived)
Pours 40 :(

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:04, archived)
hair of the mountain lion

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:20, archived)
We have backfilled all lander preferences based on previous Nameserver usage, so your previous lander preferences have been backfilled.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:12, archived)
backfilled stickybeak

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:13, archived)
Ye did aye

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:23, archived)
Are you accusing me of something?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:51, archived)
It was a very positive affirmation I was making

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:53, archived)
Afternoon
Having a nutty
Highlight of the day so far
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:27, archived)
You belly button stinky
ewww
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 12:50, archived)
ewww indeed

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:00, archived)
Do like I did
And get rid of your belly button
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
did you suck mrs tummy in and absorb it to increase the power of your devastating bumhole?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:11, archived)
No

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:22, archived)
oh. were you worried the power would corrupt poo?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:24, archived)
45 minutes so far on hold to hmrc, bored

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:21, archived)
I use the app
Cunting taxman
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:23, archived)
The Beatlezzz

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:42, archived)
went online and requested my rebate (money is just sitting in their account from last year) well over a month ago
log back in money still there no messages, no update, nothing.

i'll be on hold callin them soon enough
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:25, archived)
That money is only resting in their account.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:26, archived)
when it could be put to work stamping out fires in my account

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:16, archived)
They are fucking shit, nearly an hour then ' thanks for calling, goodbye

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:38, archived)
oh man that is the fucking worst i feel your rage

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:04, archived)
Do they still tell you everything is better done on the website, every 30 seconds

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:49, archived)
Yeah, then hang up

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:56, archived)
probably a fair few people have hung themselves up right after that shit.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:07, archived)
Not having to do a tax return is a big plus from this unemployment lark

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:00, archived)
not having to do any work is also a *plus
*JobCentre
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
I don't qualify for any benefits :(

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:31, archived)
i'm writing to your MP

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:47, archived)
Maia Sandu y/n

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:25, archived)
sympathy Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 13:59, archived)
There are lady boarders?
Really?
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:02, archived)
mongy is Wilnelia, Lady Forsyth-Johnson, I thought everyone knew that.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
It’s true, I’ve seen her bivvy

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:12, archived)
good eye. sometimes it's hard to see the bivvy for the trees

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:15, archived)
well, everyone except mongy

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:13, archived)
grab em by the a

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 18:13, archived)