It's nice of you to make cakes for crabs. I went to a lobster dinner once but the guests had all fallen in the soup and people ate them.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 13:41, archived)

I'm all heart me

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 14:02, archived)

like, no skin or anything?
How do you digest food?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 14:23, archived)

You are just being silly now

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 14:41, archived)

wake and bake
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 14:59, archived)

What do you call it when the first thing you do in the morning is smoke some trans weed that's so politically correct it makes you sick?
Woke-and-boke!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 15:33, archived)

/links is over there mate ----->

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 4 Jun 2023, 15:46, archived)

Florida Is So Bracing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)

Hadley's Dope

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:18, archived)

I told my nephew about that super thc weed, he said get your mate to stick 3.5 up his arse when he comes back. Enjoy dogs sniffing your arse I point out to him,ffs

( mongychops, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 19:09, archived)

it's their way of saying "hello, have you got an eighth up your jacksey"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:04, archived)