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Bollock.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 17:10, archived)
Sandra eh lad's

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 17:17, archived)
YouTube keeps showing me an advert for something called No Hard Feelings,
which appears to be an hilarious comedy about how desperate women get forced into prostitution
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 17:47, archived)
Originally pitched as a tragic drama called "No More Feelings" about drug addiction among prostitutes, the disastrously bad pilot episode was greatly improved by the addition of a laugh track

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 18:16, archived)
It stars Sandra Bollock

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 18:21, archived)
Kramer opens the cupboard really fast, but yet again there is no food inside!!

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 18:42, archived)
"Nothing, Jerry! Nothing!"

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 18:59, archived)
What's the DEAL with HEROIN

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 19:02, archived)
They say it's moorish, but I don't know any Moors that do it.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 19:09, archived)
The Moops!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 19:18, archived)
Nah, big fat N

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jun 2023, 18:47, archived)
Hitler lol
But not Goebbels
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 18:57, archived)
What do you call a royal family headed by King Hitler?
A monorchy!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 19:07, archived)
Oh dear

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 19:08, archived)
Dunno if that's good enough for qotw, might sleep on it before reposting there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 21:08, archived)
Don't even consider it unless you can come up with yet another version of your username

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 23:59, archived)
I adapted it slightly, if I'm not here in a few hours tell everyone that I died as I lived.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 8:30, archived)