I'm dreaming of a yellow christmas

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:41, archived)

The sunsets were yellow and yellow and yellow and on fire, and the clouds would catch the yellow everywhere

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:44, archived)

What were the clouds like when you were young?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:46, archived)

Such a stunning coat of many colors
How he loved his coat of many colors
It was yellow and yellow and yellow and yellow and yellow
Joseph's brothers weren't too pleased with what they sellow
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:49, archived)

I closed my eyes, pulled back the foreskin...
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/phillip-schofield-joseph-and-the-amazing-technicolour-dreamcoat-the-knights-of-music_uk_57175250e4b0dc55ceeb457b
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:29, archived)

Mister yellow sky

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:50, archived)

Going up to the spirit in the yellow
That's where I'm gonna go, when I dellow
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:52, archived)

YELLOW PERIL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:53, archived)

Yet more casual racism from DC Thomson

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:56, archived)

Afternoon delellow

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:55, archived)

I wrote a song, I wrote a song fo-or you
And it was fucking terrible
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:53, archived)

Now shut the door, keep down to south

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:54, archived)

Lucy in the sky with yellow

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 8:56, archived)

Turmeric, bright eyes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:00, archived)

N.B. this doesn't work if you pronounce it "tumouric" like a fucking idiot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:00, archived)

That is something about which I get far, far more annoyed than is rational, but I can't help it
Why would the first 'R' be silent? What kind of fucking stupid fucking wanker would think that?

I don't want to get Newham Council involved in this but so help me God I will if necessary.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:15, archived)

I hate those people as well.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:23, archived)

Newham Council, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:31, archived)

POHIBITED

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:31, archived)

*angry Teletubby noises*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:43, archived)

Pretty much the same as they are now, AFAICT.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:05, archived)

Weird how you don't see white ones like in the 80s, it's all brown now

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:10, archived)

Less chalk in the food

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:11, archived)