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Well we're nearly there, flebber's - the weekend is about to KICK IN
Got anything exciting planned, which you'd like to share with your fellow boarder's? Might go to the London Pizza Festival on Sunday, but then again I might not. That's just what I'm like. Sometimes I do things, other times I don't. Deal with it, girlfriend. If you can't handle me at the London Pizza Festival, you don't deserve me at my not going to the London Pizza Festival.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 11:59, archived)
might guff on a gibbon

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 11:59, archived)
Fart on a frog

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:18, archived)
toot on a terrapin

(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:28, archived)
Shart on a stoat

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:50, archived)
Parp on a puffin

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:28, archived)
enflatuate a ferret
why didn't someone tell me I spelled enflatuate wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:41, archived)
These robotic gumshoes are continuing to make exciting discoveries about Mars
robotic gumshoes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:07, archived)
robotic gumshoes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:23, archived)
robotic gumshoes?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:57, archived)
robotic cumshoes

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:58, archived)
Robotic guyrim

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:03, archived)
Robotic bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:17, archived)
robollocks
stickybeak
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:51, archived)
Dunno, might take the kid to the park

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:18, archived)
You know abducting children is illegal right?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:52, archived)
Wash day tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:37, archived)
Weekly bathtime?
More than 2 rubs and it's a wank
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:53, archived)
All pizzaz taste the same

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:51, archived)
Got another barbecue tomorrow
Then off to see the parents Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:53, archived)
Running, food, anal
In that order
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 12:59, archived)
Is that where someone tries to shove a sausage up your butt whilst you try to leg it?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:21, archived)
The very same

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:02, archived)
Might set up a spotty bot tiktok, that'd rock, I reckon
Other than that just the normal baboon buggery
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:01, archived)
Of a baboon by you, or vice-versa?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:19, archived)
I'm easy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:22, archived)
I prefer to mandrill a mandrill ifykwim

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:38, archived)
Playing my first gig in .... oooh ....
about thirty years.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:19, archived)
Where at? Can we come and point and laugh?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:38, archived)
The George

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:03, archived)
Free to all b3tans

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:29, archived)
The Draughtsman's Shin

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:49, archived)
The Toe And Seahorse

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)
The Slaughtered Ham

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:06, archived)
The King's Ginger Stepson

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:07, archived)
The Cock and Seaman

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:07, archived)
The Fish And The Crabs
It's in Sheffield
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:10, archived)
The Princess's Muffin Turners

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:13, archived)
The Tardis And Nosegay

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:32, archived)
The License Fee

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:32, archived)
The Beleaguered Moose
fuck you canada
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:34, archived)
The Jacob Dyer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:35, archived)
The Savile And Harris

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 15:56, archived)
Don't bother, it's full of fucking kids

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:05, archived)
The Ravishing Reporter

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:05, archived)

www.independent.co.uk/topic/geraldo-rivera
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:08, archived)
Is that Dick Dastardly?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:14, archived)
I can definitely see that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:16, archived)
The Critical Hit And Power Up

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:09, archived)
Welcome to your doom

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:12, archived)
Thanks! I'd like a +25 health potion please.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:16, archived)
The Ant and Alternator

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:11, archived)
that incident was in my brother's local in Kentish Town
really makes you think, eh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:43, archived)
Yeah I'm thinking don't say Kuntish Town it's unfunny and obvious, don't say Kuntish Town it's unfunny and obvious

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:23, archived)
Kuntish Town, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 17:45, archived)
ah well, you tried not to say it
that's the main thing
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 18:08, archived)
The Stool Chart
it's in Bristol
worst pub sign ever
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 16:13, archived)
have fun m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:12, archived)
chemsex party

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:28, archived)
Waaay ahead of you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 13:49, archived)
at the county jail

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:40, archived)
Chemsex 6 now

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 9 Jun 2023, 14:46, archived)