Phew what a scorcher
My car has a remote air con mode, so I can cool it off before I set off home from my dank laboratory.
Or I could park under a tree and get the shade, and a load of pigeon shit.

Which is better for Greta?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:42, archived)

My bicycle!
Lol I dun a joke
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:42, archived)

Knock the floor out and do a Fred Flintstone.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:44, archived)

For Fernando Gomez there’s no nuance. He believes Trump is being persecuted and it's straight up biblical. “For me Trump is sent by God. He’s like Moses.”

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:44, archived)

He desires macaroni pictures.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:47, archived)

No, his one wish was to ride the zamboni

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:04, archived)

Jesus ... had days like this.
Hounded and attacked like a criminal.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:48, archived)

The new testament is a book about the advantages of being well-connected

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:59, archived)

Blessed are the dealmakers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:38, archived)

Stay in the dank
Duh!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:52, archived)

Strikey 'Stay in the d'
+w
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:02, archived)

it would have taken fewer keystrokes to do it properly, jussayin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:03, archived)

Strokes lol
🍆
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:04, archived)

Lol
Under the bridge
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:29, archived)

I like to be different

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:28, archived)

You get these b3ta people, don't you?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:22, archived)

i don't get most of 'em tbh

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:30, archived)

Get THIS
Points at crotch
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:38, archived)

genital warts?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:55, archived)

buy a 3.5 ton vehicle like i dun have it's well lol

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:29, archived)