shit on a shoebill
it's rather warm and awfully sticky down my trouser socket
( MiseryCunt, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:08, archived)

what are your coping methods for this new crisis, 'HEATWAVE HAVOC'?

( MiseryCunt, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:16, archived)

i'm plugging up my botty place with icecubes

( MiseryCunt, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:24, archived)

Ice Cube's what?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:28, archived)

Doughboi

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:31, archived)

sorry i meant ricecubes

( MiseryCunt, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:31, archived)

💵🙂⬇️🇯🇵🏨

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:54, archived)

I'm on my doorstep, clapping for cold wind

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:55, archived)

Chances are it will achieve sod all but it's a nice gesture
and my neighbours are cunts for not joining in
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:57, archived)

They have one toddler and a people carrier,
that's how much they care about climate change
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:58, archived)

I am crapping for it
On your doorstep
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 18:30, archived)

I'm on mine clapping for Hawkwind
They're playing the Royal Albert Hall the night before my 50th. Arthur Brown support. I mean come on
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:14, archived)

i know one of the drummers from Hawkwind
his son is well gud on the bongos, too
( MiseryCunt, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:33, archived)

Shit your leg off.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 15 Jun 2023, 18:11, archived)

Let your burn deduct another yeg off, rappin

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:01, archived)

Fecal transplant rejection, someone else's diarrhea bursting out from between your legs, scoop it up and get a baster you can't afford another go at this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:51, archived)