Once more our planetary auto-eclipse is over
- so it begins! Activate!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 6:27, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 6:42, archived)

All 3 of them

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 7:13, archived)

Only 3, comrade?
You should see a vrach
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 7:41, archived)

Me and Hitler
Hitler lols
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 8:01, archived)

Guntfungus

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 6:54, archived)

Funtgungus
7 14 and I am feeling mean
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 7:14, archived)

Morning

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 7:12, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 8:06, archived)

Fuck you and your bumsex, Timothy!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 8:23, archived)

Feels good to exercise your bum, doesn't it?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:29, archived)

You see what I mean? It's plump, it's juicy, it's three inches thick. Now, look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:02, archived)

Nobody said you could play through! Get off my hole!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:04, archived)

'Course when you're done you have to clean out the waffle with a stick, but what the hell, you can't have everything, right?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:04, archived)

An ordinary man frustrated with the various flaws he sees in society begins to psychotically and violently lash out against them.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:04, archived)

Well, that's too bad. Because you know what? I think it's out of order.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:05, archived)

Look, I'm just here to keep people from falling in, that's all.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:07, archived)

Right, said Fred

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:05, archived)

That one right there. But aim first, man.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:17, archived)

YESSS!!!
Kid606 is on spotify!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 8:33, archived)

I like Kid606, but spotify is cunty shit for shitty cunts.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:37, archived)

Good Friday morning
All you fine fellows and felladies
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 8:58, archived)

Morning
I might start drinking early today, I've been good this week.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:22, archived)

Sun's not over the yardarm yet, bucko

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:27, archived)

I'll wait till 12, I'm not an animal.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:15, archived)

It's not the yardarm who needs a drink tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:40, archived)

I am a gelato dealer AMA

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:43, archived)

actually, don't

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:44, archived)

What flavours?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:38, archived)

Straciatella, madagascan vanilla, sicilian pistachio and peanutella
Plus alphonso mango and strawberry sorbets
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:14, archived)

The pistachio sounds good
And the mango sorbet
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:28, archived)

It's all top quality
Not really my bag though tbh. Got the Borough Cheese Co opposite, much more like it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:42, archived)

I do like cheese
Not blue cheese, though, or that disgusting caramel flavoured Norwegian stuff
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:21, archived)

I do like a blue cheese tbh
We had a lemon and vodka one in the 3 cheese ploughmans when we had the juicer that was...interesting
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:29, archived)

I think I'd give that a miss

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:55, archived)

Do you have a flat cap and call your customers Squire? Or luv?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:30, archived)

-Ataulfo. +honey
www.mango.org/professionals/ataulfo-mango-now-honey/
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:11, archived)

Why are you so fucking shit?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:45, archived)

Haha, can you give me a 'Five Star' review?!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:05, archived)

The birds in Five Star were fit AF

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:53, archived)

ird loke Star
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:04, archived)

I always suspected you might be a marmite hitchhiker mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:11, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8374210
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:44, archived)

Are you selling drugs too ?

( mongychops, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:21, archived)

Gelato is drugs
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:08, archived)

I wish, then I'd buy some off myself

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:05, archived)

Rip yourself off, who could blame you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:10, archived)