Afternoon thread
Replies are charged at 50p per minute and may be recorded for training purposes.
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:43, archived)

If it's 50p for a minute reply, how much is it for a massive one?
Haha, the English language!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:46, archived)

It’s laugh a minute round here!

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:48, archived)

a minute laugh, you mean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:49, archived)

lol
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:50, archived)

And my newt

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:08, archived)

And my axe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:18, archived)

Nobody tosses a Mega Grenade

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:31, archived)

And if anyone gets that reference I will be ultra impressed

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:32, archived)

OK Reuben

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:40, archived)

I'd like some mega grenades
It's a fantasy of mine
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:17, archived)

eft

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:20, archived)

Just had a call from mum
Telling me to go round after work because she's made me a salad. I fucking love her salads.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:56, archived)

I’m tossing a salad as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:02, archived)

I can imagine

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:11, archived)

1,440 hams per day, wherever will rob keep it all

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:57, archived)

He’ll have to open up new pork markets

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:01, archived)

Pppppppppp pork marketttsssss

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:19, archived)

porkmarketsyyyeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss hulp i am mutated by ai

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)

show me your bunghole please

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:29, archived)

🛟

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:35, archived)

Mmm, red

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:41, archived)

Too much TP

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:42, archived)

Anyone fancy some bumsex?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:37, archived)

Bit bumsexed out tbh, do you think it can wait until Monday?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:42, archived)

How about Sunday?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:49, archived)

Sorry I have a headache

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:43, archived)

:'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:49, archived)

I am free tonight
I have a window open
Lol open
Just to specify who gives and who takes?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:14, archived)

Give or take?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:40, archived)

Bit of both.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:26, archived)