Alright?
How are all you fathers doing?
(Planearm, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 16:06, archived)

Wishing we had "pulled out"

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 18 Jun 2023, 16:12, archived)

How would “pulling out” of our kids have made today any…
…oooooh
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 16:32, archived)

FUCK OFF YOU CREEPY FUCKING RETARD

(sticklebricks, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 16:39, archived)

You stupid fucking cunt. Go Fuck yourself you miserable fucking spastic

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 17:13, archived)

We're all agreed that you peaked yesterday,
it's all downhill from here so you should probably just retire from b3ta now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 18:09, archived)

b3ta life
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 18 Jun 2023, 20:39, archived)

+ delete your account first

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 21:49, archived)

If you were 2 inches deep etc

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 16:50, archived)

Please could you wriggle down another 70

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 20:24, archived)

but you're not

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 23:56, archived)

Is that blonde bird with the great legs in that Tory HQ video?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 17:40, archived)

Margaret Thatcher?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 18 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)

Truss you sick bastard

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 20:52, archived)

/links is over there mate ----->

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 21:49, archived)

Boris?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 20:54, archived)

Om?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 18 Jun 2023, 20:56, archived)

I'm not a father

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 17:56, archived)

Lies.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 18:00, archived)

Mummy!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 18:32, archived)

These days, if you say only males can be fathers

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 20:09, archived)

You get sent to prison and made into a 'mummy'.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 18 Jun 2023, 20:41, archived)

And by prison you mean Egypt

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)

Bandages, deserts, sarcophagi, mummification, harassment

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 20:54, archived)

assment rods
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 18 Jun 2023, 20:58, archived)

I think you mean 'How's your father'- YDOB

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 18:31, archived)

IBHD TDOB

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 23:40, archived)