morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jun 2023, 6:45, archived)

Pipe down Tony

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 7:03, archived)

There is a noisy cow outside somewhere.
It is moo-ing like it thinks it's an alarm clock.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 7:40, archived)

That will be the cow bell

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 7:50, archived)

Fucking hell mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jun 2023, 7:56, archived)

I do my best

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 8:21, archived)

lol bell

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 7:56, archived)

+ end
Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 8:22, archived)

No Putin - moo is not bell
Bell is a constructed object that is struck to make a chime or ringing sound.
Moo is the English onomatopoeia for the sound of a bovine squeezing air through its vocal flaps.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 8:41, archived)

I hope that helps

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 8:43, archived)

moo yay houpla pacowie

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 8:46, archived)

all of the milk will be absorbed by it been a cow

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 11:38, archived)

Now my Jersey!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 11:51, archived)

Flaps
Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 8:59, archived)

Moo Queef vocal piss
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 9:10, archived)

Yes he does doesn't he

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 9:13, archived)

Ding Dong

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 8:56, archived)

Anus

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 7:45, archived)

Anus?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 8:47, archived)

And my axe

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 8:56, archived)

+ wound

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 8:57, archived)

My friesians, you low to no one

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 9:04, archived)

Ic willen en brune koe

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 9:49, archived)

MUFF THURSDAY

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 9:17, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 9:31, archived)

Cow Pato

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 9:46, archived)

Mike Pence is known as 'Mike Ponce' in France.
Really makes you think, doesn't it?
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jun 2023, 9:46, archived)

Yeah it does, actually
It really makes me think what a tedious wankstain you are
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 11:04, archived)

wankstain.
it's a good word. i like it.
( MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 8:26, archived)

I don't know you people

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 10:13, archived)

Shit up a gibbon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 10:16, archived)

Alright, the hartnolls

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 10:19, archived)

best Doctor Who ever

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 10:40, archived)

Track 7 on The Altogether innit

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:24, archived)

Knowing me, BUMSEX, TIMOTHY!, knowing you 'garold', aha!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 22 Jun 2023, 10:26, archived)

Somebody that I used to blow

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 11:05, archived)