morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 24 Jun 2023, 7:03, archived)

You would say that

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 7:16, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 8:24, archived)

It sure is

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 8:13, archived)

Today is the first day of the rest of your weekend

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 8:26, archived)

TITCHEESE

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 8:29, archived)

I'm normally a fan, but I think it might clash with this guntsmeg I'm currently enjoying.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jun 2023, 8:32, archived)

Speaking as a fence sitter
How's about guntcheese?
Or titsmeg?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 9:05, archived)

Eurgh, are you mad? They sound gross!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jun 2023, 9:13, archived)

Totally bonkers
I have a pencil in each nostril, underpants on my head and say 'Wibble' a lot
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 9:32, archived)

I understand this Red Dwarf reference!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 9:34, archived)

haha, you're madder than Mads Mikkelsen at a Madness concert in a mental hospital!!!
oh man, how on earth did Ben Elton and Richard Curtis come up with that stuff? It's just so hard to do! I mean, there's no way on earth I could churn that shit out in my fucking sleep, no way at all.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 9:43, archived)