When you say preparing, am I to assume you mean actually cooking?
Because if you do, we need to talk.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:56, archived)

First up, your dal recipe is of interest
Second, when you say pilau....
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:57, archived)

Don't get the food ponce started m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:03, archived)

tadka dal is of my specialties

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:15, archived)

Fuck of spastic

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:22, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:23, archived)

podka dots

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:38, archived)

+i

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:41, archived)

shoulda known better

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 21:24, archived)

I mean preparing, the cooking will happen later
The chops have a 2-stage marinate process and the seekhs are shaped and firming up in the fridge. Whether I can be arsed to cook them over charcoal very much depends on how many pints I have beforehand. Tbf I have cooked the dal and made the sauce for the paneer, but won't stir the cheese in until the last minute to maintain crispiness.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:04, archived)

CHARCOAL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:23, archived)

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( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)

They'd get sued for saying white snake though

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:30, archived)

These days etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)