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Pushing that camel knobbing prick down the board
Do you have plans this weekend? If so, why? They'll inevitably fail, you fucking stupid fucking cunt. Don't bother.
(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 14:42, archived)
Fuck of spastic.
I am preparing for last interview stage. And working on obfuscating my DBS record.

Fuck off spanishfly
(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 14:44, archived)
last interview with your oncologist hopefully

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 14:47, archived)
Is that the film with Gary Oldman and death by rectal red hot poker?

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 14:58, archived)
Chariots Of Fire

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:00, archived)
No that was Paul Newman

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:02, archived)
Fuck of spastic.

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:13, archived)
Fuck of spastic.

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:13, archived)
FUCK OFF YOU SPASTIC WANKER

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:27, archived)
-F

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:10, archived)
UCK

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:11, archived)

I am preparing for last interview stage. And working on obfuscating my DBS record.

Fuck off spanishfly


oh mist rolling in from the sea
(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:30, archived)
Going to see the new Indiana Jones tomorrow

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:04, archived)
What was wrong with the old one?

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:06, archived)
It was Kingdom of the crystal skull

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:51, archived)
that was well gash

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)
Fuck of Jones.

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:15, archived)
Think I saw them supporting Puddle of Mudd

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:21, archived)
Fuck off Belloq

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:52, archived)
-f

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:11, archived)
uck

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:13, archived)
I'M SICK OFF THIS

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:19, archived)
Fuck of the Sea is an enchantment to a fishing rod that increases fuck while fishing.

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:25, archived)
I used the console to hack the enchantment level and now as soon as I cast, my inventory just fills up with fuck lol

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:29, archived)
Fuck of shitpants nugent

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:58, archived)
working Sunday
off today and 2moz so today's my Saturday, I've spent it preparing a Punjabi feast for tonight's dinner: burra kebabs, seekh kebabs, palak paneer, tadka dal, pilau rice, mint yoghurt sauce.

quiet one tomorrow, prolly bumhole a bullfinch
(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:29, archived)
got any bhang lassi to quench your thirst?

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:42, archived)
no but I do have some excellent Nepalese hash

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:04, archived)
When you say preparing, am I to assume you mean actually cooking?
Because if you do, we need to talk.
(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:56, archived)
First up, your dal recipe is of interest
Second, when you say pilau....
(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 15:57, archived)
Don't get the food ponce started m8

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:03, archived)
tadka dal is of my specialties

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:15, archived)
Fuck of spastic

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:22, archived)
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:23, archived)
podka dots

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:38, archived)
+i

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:41, archived)
shoulda known better

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 21:24, archived)
I mean preparing, the cooking will happen later
The chops have a 2-stage marinate process and the seekhs are shaped and firming up in the fridge. Whether I can be arsed to cook them over charcoal very much depends on how many pints I have beforehand. Tbf I have cooked the dal and made the sauce for the paneer, but won't stir the cheese in until the last minute to maintain crispiness.
(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:04, archived)
CHARCOAL

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:23, archived)

youtube.com/watch?v=Ul72F0YaAcU&feature=share9
(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)
*BRB KLAXON*

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)
They'd get sued for saying white snake though

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:30, archived)
These days etc

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)
I hope you're going to call it all "foreign muck" to keep brb happy.
When I say happy, I mean his usual baseline.
(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 17:55, archived)
some stuff, yeah?

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:12, archived)
no way lol

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)
^ humble brag

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:21, archived)
Gonna drop some acid and expand my reality

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:33, archived)
Do you trip alone or with mates?

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:36, archived)
Bit of both really, today alone

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 16:49, archived)
trippin' off sherm

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 18:19, archived)
Might staple my foreskin closed
#smeg
(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 19:59, archived)
-skin +head

(, Fri 30 Jun 2023, 22:20, archived)