Fucking hell
my shits are so explosive today. Pretty sure my arse needs a firearm license. What is the genetic/evolutionary benefit of shitting out bad food with so much force? Does being able to shit really far attract a mate?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:35, archived)

It demonstrates a flexible sphincter

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:36, archived)

+ or it gets the hose again

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:43, archived)

'Yes' to all.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:38, archived)

Maybe you've got a hippo thing going on
stluciasouthafrica.com/hippo-facts/hippo-mating-gestation/

During the peak mating time, the male hippos pee and defecate (pass feces from their bodies) at the same time. This is then followed by the male hippos using its tail to spread the faeces and pee to the female it wants to mate with to get her attention.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:49, archived)

So pretty much like humans, then?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2023, 17:05, archived)