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I am at St Helens hospital.
It’s a really nice place to die I think. Lots of colour
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 10:50, archived)
I refuse to believe that anywhere in St. Helens is nice

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 10:52, archived)
The hospital is really fucking nice to be fair.
The rest of the town needs fucking carpet bombing.

I have a few exes here…
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 10:54, archived)
i hope the carpet bombs miss everything else
and thoroughly shagpile that hospital with you in it.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 10:58, archived)
One of mine moved there
Last I heard, he lost his job and got heavily into crack
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 10:59, archived)
Was his name spanishfly?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 11:06, archived)
it wasn't his mother's first choice but his dad insisted

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 11:22, archived)
No, Tony

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 11:47, archived)
= Nony

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 12:14, archived)
oh. have you puked everywhere?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 10:56, archived)
nope just a routine ENT spooky

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 11:06, archived)
Today just gets better and better!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Jul 2023, 10:57, archived)
Just routine pal. To assess the rest of the damage done to my sinuses over the many years of MASSIVE DRUGS

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 11:07, archived)
Damn.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Jul 2023, 11:09, archived)
Cocaine-induced heart attack after being roped into the egg 'n' spoon race?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 11:12, archived)

o a
into during
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Jul 2023, 14:01, archived)
Are you one of those people who check in to a Hospital on Facebook for attention?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 11:23, archived)
u ok hun, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 11:25, archived)
This new reaction option is known as a care emoji and it is a way of expressing, in these tough times, that you care for something. A hug in an emoji, in effect, as it is a face holding a heart.
It is depicted in a cartoon style, since a realistic human face with arms grafted over the earholes and embracing a bloody internal organ might be disturbing for some users.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 11:33, archived)
I can't remember the context but this was important back in December.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/100121/1672357835/chickenshug.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 11:37, archived)
What have we learned?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 12:01, archived)
Sage and onion is the better choice, if you value your oven.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)
Bang bang chicken?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 13:15, archived)
+the mighty

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 13:29, archived)
‘As a result of my fashion side hustle, our journey to becoming parents is going to happen sooner than we thought …’
Fancy a quick journey?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 11:58, archived)
Milan Kundera RIP

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)
Milan GONEdera

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Jul 2023, 12:06, archived)
I hope he fell into a volcano, so we can say Milan CALdera, more like!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 12:21, archived)
oh man, I loved That 70s Show

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 12:10, archived)
I used to like when they sat around the table smoking, the ugly one and the unfunny one and the rapist.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 12:59, archived)
b3ta b4shes, you mean

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 13:05, archived)
back in the day you'd have needed pluralisation on all of those
now you could probably delete at least one of them
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 14:07, archived)
Unfortunate side-effect of hiding /calendar, the Flickr Pool is also hidden by proxy.
Shame, now it takes more than one click to see HappyToast giving a cheque for £2,300 to a Covid-denialist anti-vaxxer Brexiteer conspiracy theorist with a "PhD" in homeopathy
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 16:09, archived)
What you can't really appreciate there is that their little legs end just below the frame

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:14, archived)
On the plus side, he had a few cats.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 13 Jul 2023, 14:01, archived)