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morning

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 6:29, archived)
Ugh

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 7:04, archived)
Pissflaps

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 7:16, archived)
Sean Connery on the dating circuit

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 7:40, archived)
Guyrim

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 8:02, archived)
Meh

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 8:06, archived)
dmedff

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:23, archived)
#oldskool

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:33, archived)
love at firsht shight

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:38, archived)
shpeed dating?

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)
shwipe left

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:08, archived)
Probably all the bullying

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:26, archived)
in other news,
'Ninj' is really phoning in his faceswaps these days
(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:32, archived)
Google suggests the poor lady actually looks like that
as if her face is trying to escape
(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:52, archived)
"Look, I didn't ask to be awkwardly grafted onto this misshapen head ok"
FACE SPEAKS OUT
(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:54, archived)
+ SIDEWAYS

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:58, archived)
Who's the funniest member of the Cure?
Lol Tolhurst!!!
(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 8:23, archived)
3 minutes to 9, camel time

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 8:57, archived)
Nine twelve...
Can't think of a rhyme
(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:13, archived)
Will Rob Smith rob smith Will Smith?

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:00, archived)
ROFLbert Smith

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:53, archived)
What are you so fucking happy for

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 8:39, archived)
'ello

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 8:39, archived)
Morning. I'm in the airport lounge. Enjoying a fancy breakfast of bacon, egg, mushrooms and mash.

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:46, archived)
mashrooms

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:47, archived)
The breakfast of champignons

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:48, archived)
That's an exCEPtional pun.

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:17, archived)
Hope you're going on holiday to Rhodes

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:51, archived)
+ia

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 10:02, archived)
Where he's going, etc

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 10:05, archived)
To THE FUTURE WITH CLIMATE CHANGE, you mean.
*strokes beard*
(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 11:23, archived)

fancy roast
(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 9:55, archived)
"airport" "enjoying" these words don't go together

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)
I've done 3 poos today so far.

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:03, archived)
it's not cancer

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:04, archived)
You never know, it might be.

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:11, archived)
With any luck

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:23, archived)
Tell BT you really don't need their fibre upgrade

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 12:25, archived)
See three poo, oh.

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:15, archived)
Arse to die, too.

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:27, archived)
My farts are showing? Oh my goodness

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:27, archived)
Curse my metal anus, I wasn't fast enough

(, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 13:35, archived)