Morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:02, archived)

Morning.
Thank bollocks it’s Friday
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:26, archived)

You got that bollocks feeling?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:56, archived)

No, it's gone, gone, gone

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 8:13, archived)

Whoa whoa whoa

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 8:24, archived)

Baby baby, bollocks to my knees for you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:32, archived)

Tap, tap, tap

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:37, archived)

Bollocks On My Mind

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:54, archived)

the guitarist on Friday On My Mind was the older brother of Angus and Malcolm Young of AC/DC

WOW THAT'S RIVETING QUEEF DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE FASCINATING YARNS
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:58, archived)

Favourite AC/DC song?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:30, archived)

Crazy Nights

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:35, archived)

2nd most key changes in a single song ever
Second only to Dizzy by Tommy Roe.

Fact*

*I just made this up but it might be
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:54, archived)

Any of them, they're all the same

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:43, archived)

THEN YOU LIKE THEM ALL

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:32, archived)

ALL OF THEM

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:37, archived)

HA!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:47, archived)

POLIGEN HA

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:53, archived)

KASTO KASTO KRUT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:03, archived)

Thunderstruck

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:12, archived)

Thunderstruck is in my top 5
But who made who is my favourite
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 14:22, archived)

Brian Johnson was better than Bon Scott
I don't care who this offends
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:08, archived)

also, your nan gave me a 'Brian Johnson' last Christmas

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:09, archived)

bit racist

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:43, archived)

Only a bit though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:56, archived)

ELLODEREMON
www.abc.net.au/news/2021-01-13/coon-cheese-changes-name-cheer-racist-slur-stephen-hagan/13053524
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:00, archived)

Cheer

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:03, archived)

Cheer

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:05, archived)

Coon Cheese has been renamed Cheer Cheese after a long campaign by activists who said it had racist connotations, says spokesperson John KKKlark.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:37, archived)

Edward William Coon (31 July 1871 – 12 January 1934) was an American produce merchant and cheesemaker, who patented a cheese-ripening process that eschewed pasteurization, instead retaining the live bacteria to produce a cheese that was said to be more easily digested and have a more attractive flavor. His cheese-making process and name were drawn into the media spotlight in the wake of a controversy surrounding the name of the Australian Coon cheese.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:42, archived)

Cheese processed at the facility was done so in line with Coon's 1926 patent and produced a cheese described as taking on a "sharp, nippy taste which improves its quality". The cheese was marketed as "COON-Sharp Cheese".
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:45, archived)

COON cheese is a bit nippy eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:48, archived)

velly solly m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 15:44, archived)

They should have changed it to Queer Cheese, the old switcheroo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:49, archived)

Non-binabrie

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:51, archived)

EmMENtal

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:54, archived)

Manshaggo

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:56, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:02, archived)

Cottaging Cheese

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:56, archived)

Queerk

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 11:58, archived)

:(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:04, archived)

Peckeranal

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:00, archived)

Wensleydalewinton

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 12:00, archived)

Mini-Babybellend
(one for spanishfly, that)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:06, archived)

Peckerino, for the less-than-generously-endowed.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Aug 2023, 13:07, archived)

good morning

( $$ ✅, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:48, archived)

Tits

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 7:57, archived)

morning
Passed my final financial planning exam.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 8:15, archived)

fia
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 8:23, archived)

annancial

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:05, archived)

Do you get a sticker and a lollipop?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:42, archived)

An injection in the bot bot

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:48, archived)

Meat injection lol from a clown

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:01, archived)

Smokey Robinsonzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:32, archived)

Where has Nadine Dorries gone?
Long time passing.
Where has Nadine Dorries gone?
Long time ago.
Where has Nadine Dorries gone?
The papers kicked her, every one.
Oh, When will you ever learn?
Oh, When will you ever learn?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 8:24, archived)

She's on GB News, no wonder nobody's seen her

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 8:26, archived)

I thought she was still ensconced in Boris Johnson's anus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:03, archived)

She's done what with a scone now?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:26, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:39, archived)

That Argos advert with the dinosaur and doll fuck it creeps me out
That doll is an evil looking thing smug too
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:45, archived)

Clowns

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:47, archived)

ALL the other tables

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:47, archived)

Pediophobia is no laughing matter

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:55, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 9:55, archived)

Alright

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 11 Aug 2023, 10:02, archived)