I'm being forced to get botox tonight.What are you doing that you really don't want to do.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:31,
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Is that when someone fools Treebeard into giving up his life savings?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 11:44,
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oh mist rolling in from the sea, my desire(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:38,
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Thanks for the earworm Fucking bagpipes
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:53,
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*MONGYCHOPS*'now there's a name I've not read in a long, long time'
/I'm an old user, renewed, but lovely to see you still about on here.
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WorkingThree no shows for appointments ffs. Just phone to cancel and someone else can take it
BTW Rethink the botox
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It's not my choiceI have to have it.
I've been told.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:45,
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Assuming the reason is perely aesthetic, you seriously need to dump the cretinous superficial airheaded psychopathwho wants you to get a fucking BOTOX injection. They do not love you. They do not care about your wellbeing if they are forcing you to inject botulinum neurotoxin.
Kick them to the curb as hard as you possibly can. Find someone nice who isn't obsessed with the superficial, or stop worrying about being attached to someone else and concentrate on being your own complete human being.
I have no idea what you look like, but you will look like a stupid cunt with botox in your face. Everyone does.
Ignore everything I said if you're getting injected in the butthole. Tighten that shit up.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 14:48,
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Wise words, and ones we can all take to heartEspecially the butthole part.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 15:01,
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Naaahthey've taken up doing non-surgical cosmetic surgery as a side-hustle and now EVERYONE is getting fucking botox. I've held out long enough, now I've given up.
It's a freebie.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 15:37,
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Non-surgical surgery eh?You're going to look like a vain idiot, m8. Or worse, like a Republican. Like David Frum. YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE DAVID FRUM.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 17:03,
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I'm having a spot of bother with the bathroom lights.They've been a bit iffy since some electrician fucked them up years ago, but since the flattard stood there for two minutes switching them off and on again they've not turned on at all.
There's some kind of cross wired logic problem involving the extractor fan; instead of the light switch turning the fan on and waiting its given time to turn off after the light goes out, the fan just stays on and the light stays off.
Tomorrow I'll try to isolate them on the fusebox, switch them off for an hour and hope that whatever demented 555 timer is responsible resets itself. If that doesn't work, I guess it's time to open up the circuit and check for rust and obvious shorts. If that fails, I start cutting random wires until something happens.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 19:11,
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See here's your problem, it's not so much that the light doesn't come on, it's that if it's not coming on, then it's not actually a light, it's something else. I suspect it's a bulb.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 21:03,
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There's a fresh bulb installed so it isn't that.The extractor fan comes on. It's almost certainly a rusty 555, absolutely certainly a pre-existing short circuit in that area too.
Thinking about it, it might have always been an increasingly rusty 555. The flattard flicking the switch constantly might have saturated the IC somehow..? Like maybe the 555, if it even is one, has no means of discharging or is otherwise frozen/fried in a state of illogic.
I hope it's a 555/556 or something easy to replace. Worse case scenario it's a black blob. I hate black blobs.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 21:16,
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Then I guess it's the bulb like you said (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 23:07,
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Making an appointment for a smear test Unwanted, but necessary
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Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 12:53,
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i wonder who's smearing you now(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 14 Aug 2023, 16:43,
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I was at the petrol station at the weekend and I noticed that the price of air for your tyres has gone up from 20p to 50p.That's inflation for you.
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Last year, I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now.(
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