Michael Parkinsoff
fuck you hedgy
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:24, archived)

Michael Parkinbum

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:26, archived)

Carky

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:31, archived)

wish I'd thought of that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:35, archived)

You will, mufflers, you will

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:41, archived)

Bollocks
But actually mufflers is good
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:41, archived)

DIEKILL ParKILLEDOFF, more like!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2637371
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:32, archived)

FUCK YOU HEDGY

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:35, archived)

I endorse this response

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 12:41, archived)

seconded

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 13:40, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2637090
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 18:54, archived)

Awww.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 19:30, archived)

Feel free to print it out and stick it to your fridge.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 20:29, archived)

Will Michael J Fox get better now Parkinson is dead?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 13:59, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 13:59, archived)

I don’t know what that means soz

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 14:26, archived)

I'm sorry, the correct answer was "Carkinson"

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 14:56, archived)

Michael ParkinGraveson

( $$ ✅, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 16:24, archived)

The bits are there
It just needs a little work. I'll come back to it tomorrow.
( $$ ✅, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 16:25, archived)

I reckon you're a good 80% there

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 17:34, archived)

Michael Sparkisgone

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 16:26, archived)

He invited me on to his show once to be interviewed about my amazing presence here on /talk

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 16:38, archived)

"spanishfly, this is your life. Now kill yourself"

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 16:39, archived)

He told me to fuck off

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 16:59, archived)

You bet I fucking did

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 17:38, archived)

Fuck off dozer

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 18:04, archived)

^ upset

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 18:16, archived)

I love you.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 18:38, archived)

Gay.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 18:40, archived)

Alright brb

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 19:24, archived)

Wait was he the one who did it will be alright on the night?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 22:22, archived)

Michael Deadcunt
Am I doing it right?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 16:28, archived)

Had his name been Michael Livecunt then yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 16:38, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 17:37, archived)

for teh newsletter:
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(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 18:30, archived)

Do you have legs? Then cover them up with some British-made jeans.
High quality, made to last, and ideal as a present for a MAN
( broadsword, Thu 17 Aug 2023, 18:50, archived)