but i have an emperor sized bed

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:17, archived)

50p mate, take it or leave it

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:19, archived)

I doubt that even buys you a short-dated ham these days.
And by 'you', I mean 'noted Internet entrepreneur, Rob Manuel.'
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:15, archived)

Your bed is the size of a penguin?
You're mad!!!!
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:19, archived)

SQWAAARK!

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:23, archived)

absolutely chinstrap m8

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:58, archived)

£250 and a packet of Werther's

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:44, archived)