Your score: 5 / 7 - Don't be messin' with my bread
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( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:06, archived)

2/7 no gassing Fam

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:11, archived)

4/7 meat spillage

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:12, archived)

Hi Spillage
may I say that's a fantastic blouse you're wearing.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:20, archived)

Thank you, I skinned it myself

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 12:32, archived)

1/7 Daniel Khalife

( $$ ✅, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 13:04, archived)

Daniel Rapecliffe

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 13:13, archived)

Bum out 4/7
Or was that my lunch? I get bums and Pringles confused
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 13:17, archived)

7/15 BIG SWEATY BOLLOCKS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 13:23, archived)

my score: £7.10 for a pint of Asahi in St Pancras station
ffs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 14:09, archived)

London lols

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:06, archived)

on a more positive note, I've blagged about £20 of assorted artisan produce whilst working today

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:56, archived)

Cushty, bruv, cushty.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:39, archived)

I was by there just yesterday

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:20, archived)

so what you're saying is basically it's your fault

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:56, archived)

it's one of my favourite buildings in London
it was empty for decades
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:57, archived)

my ballsack, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:57, archived)

Holy fuckaroonie

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:32, archived)

It's the 10p that's the really offensive thing here, for some reason.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Sep 2023, 18:47, archived)

8/15 TOOK AWAY MY OLD MAN

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 14:09, archived)

4/7 Florentine Pogan

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 14:21, archived)

5/7

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 8 Sep 2023, 15:22, archived)